Best Way to commit suicide

I would eat a shitload of beans and put a tube from my asshole to my mouth so I choke on my own fart..

peace
chickens

 

sounds wonderful.

 

You are of course quite correct in all that you say, and I am forced to agree with you totally. However, you must admit that making a little list is a fun idea.

I have a good friend who, sadly, has the TV habit. He keeps a toy ray gun by his side and whenever someone comes on the tube that he does not like he "shoots" them. I am afraid that my post was in the same spirit. I probably should apologize for taking the subject lightly.

 

I would do it like samurais used to. Have some hot sake, stab my self in the stomache show know sign of pain, bring the sword up and across and twist. Than after I'm dead have one of my friends cut my head off and hide it. That would be so bad ass.

 

lol, i've felt the same way as your friend many times. my apologies for not seeing the wink and nudge with your post.

 

with all due respect, what you're saying makes no sense to me. your argument is that YOU would be able to "carefully define who the enemy is" correctly, whereas a suicide bomber would define incorrectly? i think i don't need to point out the error in this thinking, if you'll only re-read it a few times.

love,

 

if you mean a friend or acquaintance of mine, then no. i don't see the point of this question.

if you simply turn on the news to anything going in the middle east, there's usually a report of five or six people getting killed by suicide bombers. even closer to home (for me, at least, currently living in australia), were the october 2 suicide bombings in bali which killed 26 people.

my point was, you claim to know exactly who the "real" enemy is, and thus your suicide bombing would be good and just.
(here i pause to chuckle),
but other suicide bombers apparently make the error of choosing enemies incorrectly.

i ask, who are you to decide who is deserving of death and life?

 

i would light myself on fire and jump off a cliff and have spears laid out so i could land on them to.

 

I love myself to much to commit sucide.

 

i would be crucified on top of mt everst

 

Drink, drink and drink more...

 

cut your wrists

 

Cyanide caplets are the best way to go. Period. It takes 2 seconds, I'm serious, 2 seconds! Wrist slitting is not efficient, and guns could misfire.

 

i'm pretty sure i already posted here, but im changing it, i would drop like 50 hits of acid and smoke a shitload of pcp, then i would challenge all authority figures with an arsenal of weapons such as a rocket launcher and a gatling gun and grenades and a tank, that would be a fucking sweet way to go out

 

Although I don't think I'd ever want to kill myself, I've thought about how it could be done. One option (my favorite) is to take about 10g of pure LSD crystal and record everything on video/audio all the way up to my death. That may be the way I decide to go if I don't die before I'm 60 or 70. Otherwise I think it'd be cool to climb to the top of Mt. Everest (w/ no oxygen mask...possible btw) and just smoke a shitload of opium and mushrooms until I eventually pass out and die from oxygen deprivation. Oh yeah, I'd be wearing a sign that says 'C is for cookie, and cookie is for me.'

 

To be honest I am not going to post the ways I have devised on how I would have killed myself. Im over that, and I dont really think a thread like this is very beneficial. There are young folk here reading this bs. Who knows if one of them actually took someones idea to heart and has performed such act.

If you are thinking about suicide, call a professional and get your ass into a psych hospital.......

 

not if you underdose, then you suffer horribly, they get you to the e.r. jam a feeding tube down your nose into your stomach and pump in charcoal while you are being infused with saline and various anti-toxins.....

 

And you make so much work for everyone. Nurses hate suicides. Here in the mist of trying to save people who are sick or injured comes some fool who has made a half-assed attempt to off themselves. If you truly want to kill yourself, then jump from a very high place or learn enough anatomy to shoot your self correctly. I just hope you do not change your mind on the way down. If you have enough problems to want to end them talk to someone first. At least give us a chance before you make a large mess for others to clean up both physically and emotionally

 

Well in this case, as we think about nurses, its the best way to cut off yer head so ya cant change anything anymore..
I would never commit something like this, life is more important than killing yerself.. Think how many people will start crying couse of you.. or think how many things you could seee..

 

You can't die from physical isssues from massive consumption of LSD, unless you ate like five suitcases full, in which point your stomach would bull too full to even get passed the first. { sorry for not using a more exact unit of measurement }