Best Way to commit suicide

If i were going to kill myself i would first try to give back to people that have the same views as I. This would result in me being shot, probably by secret service.. And obama is ok in my book

catch my drift?

 

personally, I would soak myself in napalm, light myself, then go around giving out hugs until I collapse.

 

If I could get ahold of a cyanide pill, I`d eat it in a crowded elevator.



Either that, or something like this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7o161QpsCQ"]YouTube - Metalocalypse Brutal Suicide!

 

Try to surf this wave. If you make it, you'd be so shocked and amazed that you wouldn't want to kill yourself. If you don't, well, you're pretty much dead meat.



The wave breaks over barely a meter of water, underneath, razor sharp coral.

To be honest, most people who wiped out on this wave, survived, but don't ask me how...

 

I would put myself in a barrel and float down niagara falls. If I live, atleast I could say I did it.

 

Suicide by enemy combatant (Al-Qaeda), death by Afghan Rebel, or Iraqi Army regular :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

slowly dose every drug i like till i overdose on one. i would avoid the over dose of course

 

I'd take like... 2g's of MDMA, sniff 2g's of the best Hollywood coke, drop 10 shivas and 5g dried cubes. After that I'd hop in a plane, get someone to fly over the Galapagos Islands while the album "Based on a True Story" by Fat Freddy's Drop is blasting through some kickass headphones, and once it finishes I'd jump out the plane without a parachute.

But... I probably just wouldn't commit suicide.

 

One word: Seppuku

 

There's some pretty rotten mother fuckers on this planet that I'd hate to leave behind in one piece. If you gotta end it take some fuckers with you who deserve it.

 

LSD, sleeping pills, scuba divingBest way out ever! Have some fun, fall asleep, die painless than have a corpse float in the ocean! Haha

 

The best way to kill oneself is not needed just a simple rebirth into the new person you can be.
No death required.

 

buy two of them old flat front freghtliner rigs...rig one up with remote controls...duct tape yourself to the front of either one and crash then head on

 

I'd never ever recommend suicide but just to go along with the topic, the best way to me would be to do it with hookers till you get an STD. Am I right? )

 

I don't think you can die from herpes

 

This is close to my friend's preferred method. Sleeping pills and a boat.

I toss between: sleeping pills and a fall off the CN Tower
Or: the gun route, but not before I took out Karla Homolka first.

 

Ah i love life way to much to kill my self.

 

The movie 'Groundhog Day' gave me a good idea.

Sit in bath tub full of water. Plug in a toaster. Put bread in toaster. Push button down. Drop toaster in water.

I'd wait till just before the toast popped up. I love the smell of toast.

 

I would have to have someone I trusted to finish me off!

I have always wondered why people "attempt" to commit suicide. If you're that decided to take your own life and end it your way, don't "attempt" it, DO it- drink a harsh poison (like so many around the house, like bleach) then take your pick of an option: Jump off a cliff, shoot yourself, seppuku- it doesn't matter too much at this point cause the poison is the garantee that you're going to finish yourself off...just choose the one that will be the least painful I guess...

But weird question...it is definitely not the way I am going to go...there are some serious consequences to that action!

 

You really could,nt know the BEST way- unless you could try them all- -