Best Trippin Quotes

me and my friend were smokin and he was rambling
alex: asta laveesta, asta lavasta, asta la pasta
me: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT!!! 2+2 DOES NOT EQUAL 3!
then a man walking his dog saw us and we ran for wut felt like hours but was only 3 feet.

 

Nope it didn't at all. It looked much more... erm... natural? I don't know how to describe it.


B the way, short-man, about the TV vibrating, when I was in the forest, I kept gasping about how the ferns were vibrating. I remember having a conversation about how the earth was vibrating, and it was really easy to see it with ferns because you get patterns similar to 'moire' patterns 'moire' patterns really easily.

Oh... the forest was a divine fungled palace of archetypal proportion, no exaggeration. Anyone who has done mushrooms only out of wild nature... go discover what you are missing!

 

Yeah I changed my sig today. It used to be this pic:

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from my buddy off a mushroom chocolate, 1 dose of lsd and some syrian rue:


"Fantastic! I drank ALL the water! comfort is great, memory is great and i'm fantastically hydrating everything!"

not kidding this was a serious trip.

 

Holy shit, I've said the very same thing driving on acid!

Ok, I've got some good ones I think.

Friend: "Dude, where did that log come from?"
Me: "Another place and time."
Friend: "Oh, or is that the same one as before?"
Me: "No, I put that one in the fire, and now its bleeding."
Friend: "You wanna smoke a bowl?"
Me: "Yeah, but you have to watch the log bleed with me." -Shrooms

Friend (very stoned and on amphetamines) running out of a house, bringing his bong (in hand) to the car, "Ok, wheres the bong?"

Friend: Throws a bag of pot at another sleeping friend and misses.
Me: "Now its a game."
Friend: Throws the bag again, hits sleeping friend in the head, who rolls over puts his fist in the air, and puts his bottom lip against his teeth, and stops.
Me(Lost between amazement and hysterics): "He got stuck." (He actually got halfway to flipping us off and sayin fuck you, and stopped. -Shrooms

Friend (sober): "Dude, where were you?"
Me (Acid): "I got stuck in the snow, but then I got out, but then a cop passed me."

Friend: "Qualify."
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Qualify."
Me: "For what?"
Friend (now giggling): "Qualify." -I had just stopped to grab a cd, and he was more stoned than I've seen anyone ever before or since, he said it was a funny word.

 

These are hilarious! Keep em coming!

Josh:I'm so hungover.
Me:Your a gopher?!?!
Everyone Else: Laughs...Alot.
Me:What! What you guys!

When I wake up I just sit straight up, like when I'm moving up my back is straight the whole time...Kinda hard to explain. Anyhoo. I'd been lieing on a futon and was all wrapped up and snuggly and out of sight when I woke up and then someone said something like "Ah! You wake up like a dead person!"

At Church & Drunk: I fell up the stairs and so I saw some cardboard and chalk in front of me so I said "I'll draw a panda"

At School: Not trippin or drunk but on a pole there was some mould growing and I saw a smiley face in it..."Uh oh, the mould is smiling at me!"

 

not really a quote.. but me and a friend tripping walked about a mile and a half at 1 am to the movie theatre to see charlie and the chocolate factory, walked about 150 yds through the parking lot to a completly dark theatre (obviously closed we relized the next day) and banged on the door screaming 'let us in'... then we walked half a mile to CVS (crossing a 6 lane highway too) to buy a bottle of cranberry juice, then walking back home we saw a big mound, and i dared me friend to hit the mound (bout 10 feet away) with the juice.. he went to throw it like a football, and i was like 'no man, theres no way u can hit it that way, u'd have to spin around and throw' so he did, and he hit it... then we went screaming victory cries down the street thinking had actually accomplished something

 

Seven is only blue on Tuesday, got it?- DXM

The smoke is trying to make love to me - DXM refering to pot smoke

 

I KNOW! I don't know how people can just sit in their house and trip when theres so much more outdoors

 

oh yeah. Nope... the faces were at different levels and angles, and they weren't all the same. I don't remember it terribly clearly, either. It was a couple years ago.

These quotes are cracking me up.

I don't remember exactly what I said, but when I first got stoned when I was 14 or so I guess my body was so unaccustomed to the pot that it really messed me up... my vision would black out every few seconds but I'd keep talking or laughing, and it felt like I was waking up talking and laughing every time my vision came back. And the funny thing is, I kept rhyming things. Not any advanced rhyming.. but really simple/silly things, like "who are you, and what do you do?" And, "I keep going to sleep, without making a peep." I spent most of those highs in silent laughter with my other stoned friend while my sober friend sat and watched, eyebrows raised.. lol.

 

"Ugh I'm not sure actually, Ill just go ask those gnome thingies over there" Acid

"this music kinda looks like a woman" Mushrooms

"theen itws lyk Mistr agrrbluh" Me on the comedown of salvia trying to explain how the framreate of the world dropped to almost a standstill and how each frame had a personality and name.

 

"I see bison on a psilocybin horizon"- Me, Last night.

 

yeah for rhymes

 

"That guys head is getting bigger and bigger"-my best friend Gabi
after few minuets
"The fuckin` wind blow that guy head"-Gabi(mushrooms)
"Am i the only one who is seeing that colour bubles on the road???"-Dimi (mushrooms)
"My mother is a witch and she want to eat my fingers"-Dimi
"I see dwuorfs around me"-Me (mushrooms)
"There r waterfalls in my eyers man"-me
"hahahaha the woman in that picture is moving! -me
What picture r u talking about?-Gabi
About that one hahahahaha"
"Hell this cow have a huge tits"-my boyfriend (was talking about real cow hehe)
Me-What did u say?I really cant hear u man!Wha?.....Wha?....-stoned

 

Me-It`s jely time!
Friend-Why it`s jely time hehehe
Me-I dont feel my bones man,i really dont man...but it`s nice....heheeeeeeeeheee(mushrooms)
Gabi-Let`s get naked and dance under the rain,let us pray for bigger tits!!! (stoned)

 

"My gad! we're like really twisted up donuts, humans are: we have hole going right through us!"
--me, [talking literally about the hole from our mouth, to our tummy, through intestines, etc.] mushrooms.

 

"MY MIND IS GLOWING!" -- I said this on new years eve. I was candy flipping.

 

I'm not sure if these count because they were all weed-induced, but:

(After toking on private lakeside property behind a garage-type thing.)
friend: I'm gonna pee. (pees on corner of garage)
Me: What if the owners looked out the window right now and jsut see this....lone anonymous penis peeing from around their garage?
Friend: Lone anonymous penis?! (laughs so hard he almost pisses himself)

Me: My throat, my chest, my head....my bad.
Friend: Uh....maybe you should ask your dad about that.

(first in line at a beach snack shack)
Me: order the cheese fries. ORDER THE FUCKIN CHEESE FRIES!
Friend: no....no....I can't....
Me: Order! ORder!
Friend: No....you order!
Me: No, please, I can't order them....ORDER THEM Dammit!

15 minutes later
Me: c-can we have some cheese fries, please? Please??

Snack Shack Waiter: Order #155?
Friend: ...what happened to #135??

(1/2 hour later)

Me: We never got our order!
Waiter: What did you order?
Me: Doughboys! (hands over reciept)
Waiter: (looks at reciept) This is for an order of cheese fries and a coke...
Me and friend: =\


Me: Yoooo last night this guy kept waking me up and asking me if it was worth it to hold the sex peanut.
Friend: Don't they sell peanuts at job lot (local discount store)?
Me: I think so.
Me and Friend: (look at each other, then jump up and run for the door at the same time)

Me and friend: (run top speed down long hallway, thinking that door at the end is a push open door rather than pull......wrong.)

Friend: (to my dog) You're a useless donut dog!

Friend: Eggs are cool and biotches are not in style.

(taking bus while stoned)
Me: Hey look outside, there's morgan.
Friend: He looks so lonely.....and gay.

(getting stoned behind an abandoned truck trailer in an overgrown lot)
Me: (writes "THE WEED TRUUCK" on truck)
Friend: Dumbass, you spelled it wrong.
Me: No! I didn't! I.....shit. Truuuuuuck, man.

(on beach)
Friend: I gotta take a piss.
Me: (looks around, sees no people and a bush) There's a bush...
Friend: (goes to it)
Old man: (comes walking down road with dog)
Me: Holy shit someone's coming.
Friend: Where?
Me: There!
Friend: Why didn't you tell me?!
Me: hurry up!
Friend: GOD I'M TRYING!!
Old man: (blink)

 

From today
Friend-Guys that dog is runing from a bunch of cats.
(start screaming and tryin` to get up) Wait puppy,i`m gona save u!

Me-Somebody is sending me a message,with the morse code man!

Friend- Some clown is staring at me!
Me-?Clown??
Friend-Yeah,that one there!
Me-Oh man,that`s just and old lady with purple hair man!....Why the fuck is her hair purple?

Me-Have u ever think about why all the planets are round shape man???

 

Me: Can I hit that? (Refering to a beer bottle)
Friend: No.
Me: Why not?
Friend: Because theres beer in it and it will spill. :Insert laughter for over 10 minutes here: (Stoned and a bit drunk.)

"Generaly fire and naked don't mix well" (friend, contact high)

Friend: I don't like soy milk. It's to thin.
Me: Yeah. It's one of these things that takes getting used to, kind of like mathematics. ( I was stoned and my friend had a contact high.)

"I'm shaving an advacado, I'm shaving an advacado, hey what's a shaver for?" (friend, stoned)