Best Trippin Quotes

I think.. all smell of incense and pot.. goes away when I turn off the light...

 

Me: Went said he groceries and them

Friend: Just saying words, eh?

Me: I had a problem with articulation.

Friend: In what world does that make sense?

Me: I don't know man... am I cold in here?

Friend: hahahahahahaha

Me: Why are you laughing, did something bad just happen?

My first time on shrooms. lol.. I had to ask him if I was cold.. cause I felt cold but was sweating bullets. That was confusing to me -_-

 

I walked by a cat that didn't like me today while on a serious DXM binge. It swiped at me as a warning. Then I fling my hands all around it in a sloppy bruce lee impression and said to the cat:

"I know the moves you only dream of"

Yeah, I said that to a cat.

 

"that guy is looking at me, he knows i'm not talking. DON'T TAKE TWO!!"
my best friend
doses, rolls, n shrooms
she took two and she was actually screaming the don't take two at HiM....

 

"hey guys, it's totally okay, but my face is melting. i just wanted you guys to know what's goin on with me. in case it leaves."
me n my guy were frying at this guys camp fire for a few hours. he was very informative after 20 or so doses all weekend.

 

"did you ever notice that sex smells like ketchup and fish sticks?"

 

lol this thread is proof that kids should not do drugs.

my second or third time taking mdma....

friend: how do you feel
me: three words....; Dreamy, Love, Energy

later than night

Me: i feel so good, talking is a buzzkill....

 

Look at that 3D shadow it's so nice.

I know what you want to say, but I just don't get it.

 

Friends Friend: What up goat?

Friend: Did you just call me goat?

Friends Friend: Yeah... and I don't know why

 

that's funny. good times, good times. that's what you remember.... sometimes.

 

...my conscience is black?!

 

a friend of mine "did you hear that?ecstasy is legal man!the condom comercial just said it!!!!!"-lsd and thc

cracked me up for a good 10mins

 

"Maybe I should become a dentist." on mushrooms. I am scared of dentists though. But I kept seeing teeth everywhere.Like mouths and teeth...

 

"I think I pissed mahself"( friend last fall)

 

LSD AND THC hahaaa yes

 

i was tripping in the woods one night with my friend kate. (she owns a campground upstate new york) we had a bonfire, which happened to be right near the dumpsters.

suffice to say we ran into a bear, well he was about 20 yards away when we noticed him.

kate starts freaking out about wanting to make a break for it and go in the house....

FUCK THAT i wasnt tryin to run from a bear.

the advice i gave that night was my best LSD quote to date...


"Don't think about the bear kate, just think about clowns."

 

Okay....so what happened with the bear? Don't leave everybody hanging!

 

she started running to the house, and i had to follow, he ended up being more interested in the dumpsters then us anyway, luckily.

ended up working out pretty well, one of the rooms in her house kind of sunk into the floor, and the walls, floor, and ceiling are all wavy and that turned out to be a really fun place to trip. i believe we played dance dance revolution disney edition for a while (this was back in the day) and then went back outside

 

"MMmmm, bondage..." said my boyfriend on 2c-c and 2c-e... Haha we both started cracking up immediately afterwords.

 

after staying in my friend's room for the entire trip


"DUDE YOU HAVE A HOUSE!!!!!"