Best Trippin Quotes

"A geek is a carny who eats chickens for bets."

 

Lol, I have a couple...

A friend called a friend while tripping on salvia, and said to her "Ashley, everything is tangible...hahahah"

T: "WHAT THE FUCK?? DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
H: "uhm....no?"
"oh okay, never mind then... so like i was saying..."

and we continued on with our conversation, dismissing what could have been a hallucination, or someone dying in her garage.

 

HAhaha, Good times!
I laugh as I remember this..

It was my first time really tripping on an half quarter of excellent mushrooms.
We had just walked down to convenience store and saw some school friends.
I put my hand on the shoulder of one and said "Look at this guy..
he looks so italian! look at him! Look How italian this guy is!.. but ya know.. the world is just... just one guy.. maybe he's italian, and he makes pizza, and goes.. *I wave my hands around in the air for 10 seconds and then touch my hands together, and laugh until i fall over*"

 

LOL! Not only at the story but at the "half a quarter"!

 

what does trip mean?

 

When you're so high you begin to interperet your sorroundings differently.

 

After explaining to my friend that fingers have three knuckles, and many moments of silence. He looked down and uttered while pointing to his wrist bone "What the hell is that thing". I believe we where on morphine and far too much pot.

 

"Don't tell me you're wearing a monkey mask!!!"
(me on mushrooms talking to a friend. Oh, and just to make it a little worse he was a black guy. )

 

Dude wheres my hoodie -me
my mom has it -n
please don't let her recycle my hoodie im still using it -me
dude, look, cake -n

super high


Can I fuck your face - MDMA

 

Me and my Gf discussing a friend.

"what the hell is he doing?"

"sometimes, he does things that just dont explain well."

 

Me *amazed*: How long have I been wearing this jacket?!?
Friend: I don't know. *Shocked* It's SATURDAY!
(It was actually Thursday night) HAHAHA

-Shrooms

 

"were in lego land"- me on salvia
"im just tryin to...im just...im..ah.." (eventually everyones just laughin)- buddy trippin shrooms
"i just want to live here" - me in a comfy chair on shrooms
"i feel like were on Halo"- friend on shrooms

 

"hmm i dont know if this is too much salvia or not.."

20 seconds later

"okay so if it looks like too much, it is"

 

me and a good friend of mine at a concert alllll dosed up
me: dude, i feel like the world is ending
jack: dude, i dont even care right now
me: that is the word.
jack: trust lol

 

I closed my eyes, and laughed, and then BAM! galaga....pauses... pew pew pew.

 

haha one of my fat friends on shrooms was lyin on a couch and hes like "i feel like im on the peak of a mountain!" hahaaaaha

 

"What IS everything?"
"What Isss "is"?"
"Man Relax.... Ur going crazy"
"What isss crazy?!"
"Man Relax, be quiet... im tryina to organize my thoughts"
"'....What isss quiet? What ARE thoughtS?"

 

Me on shrooms

"Just as I suspected" (after licking the walls)

"I really wish that you would go talk to that tree. He's being really mean and trying to scare me. He's going to give me a bad trip if you don't make him stop"

"Quit thinking your thoughts" whispered to myself over and over again when I realized that I was whispering every thought that came into my head.

"Did you realize that the rest of the world no longer exists? It's just this room left."

"I never realized how many colors were in light" looking at the light streaming throught the blinds onto the wall - every strand was a different color

Me on pot

"I think your CD is broken, it's goooiiinnnggg rrreeeaaalllllyyy sssslllooooowwww." My brother's CD - it seemed to go slow then fast then slow than fast. It was really weird.

My friend on pot

"I just had total non-stoner moment, these thoughts just keep popping into my head"

After jumping like 5 feet into the air "oh my god, did you just see that huge spider that was on my arm?"
Me looking at the floor "what spider?"
Her "right there"
Me "that's baby d's shoe"

 

H: What are you thinking about
T (on 2c-e): well... *smiling and gasping as if to give a long speech*
H: in smaller proportions.

 

my friend and me on shrooms:

Me- "thank you!"
friend- "pancakes!"
me- "What?"
friend- "Idk.. I thought pancakes was the opposite of 'thank you' grammaticly"
*we all laugh*
friend- "but really... what's the correct response?"


(same night, my friend had two crackers stuck together with hummus)
friend- "Look! It's hummus glue!"