Best Trippin Quotes

(i wasnt tripping but my buddy was) i turned to him and said "dude, where did u put those diamonds you were holding on to."
haha he started looking through his pockets looking for them. then he said "i dont know i must have ate them, its ok ill have to shit later"

i almost died lol

 

'dude - what time is it?'

'it's only 9 oclock'

'-WHAT THE FUCK?!!'

 

My friend T just told us a horrible story about how he found his cat dead.

T: That fucker was dead as a doornail
Me: How can you be dead as something that isnt alive
J: The question is what is alive, really
D: NO! the question is, what the fuck is a door nail
*uncontrolable laughter

a long time before we ever tried acid we used to always hear a weird song and say "Dude, imagine how fucked up this song would be if we were on acid right now"

The first time we took it we were in b's room listening to the radio. This weird song came on with a bunch of scary noises.

J:Imagine how fucked up this would be if we were *long pause* wait a minute
*more uncontrollable laughter

 

HaHaa This Is Gunna Be Hard To Explain By Typin It, But Around When I First Started Smokin My Boy Got Real High And We All Disscussed What He Was Gunna Say To His Mom When He Got Home Cause He Was Paranoid, And He Says.."IM JUS GUNNA SAY...MOM MOM MOM"..And He Was Actually Tryin To Say 'MOM IM HOME' LMAO If You Say It Out Loud Youll Get It..IT WAS HLLARIOUS

 

so last night:

hmm... maybe i shouldn't have taken this hit.

meh. youll be fine.

yeah, i guess a hit never hurt anyone.

yup, a hit a day keeps the doctor away.

more like a hit a day, make you go fuckin' crazy!

 

"dude the world is twisting like a vortex"
-me describing salvia

"let's chase the sunrise!"
-me roadieing on shrooms

 

First post howdy all.

First time on acid with my bud when everything in the universe suddenly made sense in a moment of clarity:

"We are so out of it,there is no longer any it to be out of". You've no idea how insightful it seemed at the time!

 

"No, man, I swear I can microwave the vacuum..."

 

'awh no! look at all these wires!'

 

i like that one

welcome to the forums:cheers2:

 

i was on some meth laced weed once and i came up with an amazing theory on time, about how it works or something like that. i don't really remember the specifics. all i remember is that when we sobered up, we decided we really shouldn't write a book because what we were talking about made absolutely no sense.

 

Driving back from Rhode Island to NY after a GD show (lottsa shrooms) >

me to pockets" I think we,re lost man"
pockets to me" Do you care?"
me" no,not really"
pockets" Good ,cause if you dont care where we are, we aint lost"

 

"does anyone else see the lights dimming in and out?"

"no."

"yeah, alright.. im trippin."

 

Haha heres one from last night on some zohai rx 8)

Me: Yo can u light a lighter with one finger?
lol I thought I was doin a majic trick

 

"a head? what head? you have no head where's your head touch it i dare you." - me on shrooms.

"king of the hill is so clear right now, i think i can be a new character on it" my friend on shrooms

 

"I know what the rain feels like!"


"My husband is
My husband is
My husband is
...
Pronouns,
use them!"

 

On a night that I ate like eight grams of the best mushrooms iv ever ate...


"Dude what can it be, not i, not his, ionnalotomushcanhelpme...... dude my cat is nuts"-- me

"Dude we need to be here now, we should chill and hang and do lots of drugs together because were homies and are cool like that"-- My friend that had called me while i was boomin.. she was on heroin for her first time.. i dont know why this was so funny to me, but i laughed for what seemed like days

 

My Gf on 2c-e: (she was laying on a laminate floor next to my dog sam while me and a friend are having a conversation) "It's like a waterbed sam."

Me on 2c-e: "time to explore..." said walking outside in 30 degree weather wearing jeans and a desert poncho.

 

My friend was in an intense salvia trip. complete silence for 5 minutes then he broke out in laughter. i waited a few more minutes till he came to his senses, when i asked why he was laughing he reponded "I was laughing out loud? jesus christ. the fish. the fucking fish hit me in the head!"

and another great one, "look, look! Patrick. hes in the tree with spongebob.. no, no. dont cry Patrick...." - shrooms

 

FUNNIEST FUCKING QUOTE EVER. im sober and im laughing out loud. what the fuck is a doornail... i have no idea, but it sounds like something that would have been invented?