Best Trippin Quotes

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  1. Yummy Ukulele

    Yummy Ukulele Member

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    Friend sitting on a rug: "Move the rug!"
    Me: "Why?"
    Friend sitting on a rug: "'Cos I might hit it on the way down!"


    Me: "[Name], where are you right now?"
    Same friend as before: "At a BASEBALL GAME!"


    Friend 1: "[Friend 2], don't molest Adam."
    Friend 2, who had been starting to straddle someone who was passed out: "Oh. Sorry, ADD moment."

    'Gotta love it.
     
  2. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    ahahhahahahahaha thats fuckin great
     
  3. wildboy82

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    you can't live life alive unless half dead ~ shrooms
     
  4. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    while smoking pot, I was sitting at my friends computer trying to open the internet.

    *click-----------click*
    me - "Hey man, your computer is fucked up."
    *click---------------click*
    friend - "huh, what's wrong with it?"
    *click----------------click*
    me - "the fucking internet wont open"
    *click------------------------click*
    me - "see, I'm clicking the icon but it just sits there."
    *click-----------------------------click*
    friend - "dude, that's because your double clicking really, really, really, really slow."

    haha I laughed for like 40 minutes over that :D
     
  5. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Wow.

    XD
     
  6. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    yeah, I was fairly stoned to say the least :D
     
  7. Desos

    Desos Senior Member

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    i think it would be pretty cool to have a water bed in a van like this

    idk, not really.

    why not?

    well, maybe if you lived in the van.

    well yea, of course you would live in it.
     
  8. Question

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    Friend 1: Did we really just do that?
    Friend 2: Yeah man
    (shroom trip, each referring to a separate subjective experience)

    "is this the right universe?" coming out of salvia
     
  9. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    ''........................am I Tripping?!''
     
  10. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    ''Turn that music up!!!!'' ...-the room is silent.
     
  11. EliWhitney

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    Jill control the trees!!

    Me: Jill what are we paying you for?
    Jill: You're not paying me..
    Me: Not with that attitude.

    Me to my dog: Prince you look like a lion man.

    My brother: Elias am I a werewolf?
     
  12. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    me-whats all this purple shit iam walking in-acid

    me on my first acid trip after watching transformers-bro how much coinage do you have start laughing for 5 mins then during the laughing, because i really want a blue gatorade start laughing again for a while
     
  13. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    Les Claypool last week over breakfast ( we were spun & he said he was as well, though on what I'm not sure):

    "I was the guy on stage, kind of in the center"

    "Hi, I'm Les"


    It was certainly surreal. To fully appreciate it, you had to be present and spun. I suppose that's true of this entire thread though.:)
     
  14. goofydrummer

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    hey could you give me another nitrous hit?
    did I give you a nitrous hit earlier?
    yeah
    oh yeaaaaah i remember now. before everything was all this(gave him a n20 hit before we were tripping)
     
  15. Yummy Ukulele

    Yummy Ukulele Member

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    That is perfect!
     
  16. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    haha.. this one is from a couple years back at a festival....

    "oh my god, dude, look at the moooooon.. its huuuuuuuge"
    my friend: "yea... i guess"
    "no no.. what are you lookin at.. over here"
    my friend: "that's a billboard"
     
  17. comradechristophe

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    WHAT THE...(2 min pause) FUCK?? - me Acid
     
  18. Xora

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    Friend in a gas station on acid
    "Damn Pistachio are green, and they really don't like me"

    Me Later on acid
    "That duck is so creepy, it wants me to smile."
     
  19. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    "woah that is exactly what i was not expecting"

    -my friend on his first 2ce trip, in response to a weird song we were listening to.
     
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    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    "But...but I just wanted to put my tongue over your eye like an eyepatch!"
     
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