Best Trippin Quotes

not as bad as one of my mates. it went like this:

B: Oi Rob you dropped your pocket
R: Shit man i had my phone and keys in there

the next 20 minutes are spent looking for his pocket in the middle of the road

 

Hahahaha the mental image!

 

"Until everything stops moving, I'm not" - My friend Neil refusing to leave the house after 'overwhelming mushroom waves'...
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Driving to the Sierra Nevada mountains each on 600mg mescaline HCL:
Friend: *looks over at my Ecko hoodie* Is that a rhino on your hoddie?
Me: Yeah...those are dangerous animals. But not as bad as hippos.
Friend: Dude, hippos are fucking bad. Imagine having one as a pet!
Me: *making ravenous hippo noises* No worries everyone, that's just my pet hippo Fluffy in the backyard! Yes, they are majestic beasts...the only downside is that they eat nothing but delicious newborn babies *more blood thirsty hippo sounds, babies crying*
Friend: *laughing uncontrolably, trying to drive straight* Stop....stop!
Me: And none of those dirty crack babies for my hippo! I only feed it grade-A-rich-white girl-left-in-front-of-church babies!

 

lol

 

" i seriously havent laughed this hard in (long pause) 20 minutes? hahaha

 

We were recording on a tape recorder and had to flip over the cassette.. there was a short discussion about what was going to be said on the b side...

"I think what has to be said... is that great things are always tried to be said... on b-sides."

 

I just swamped in the swamp (pronounced like tramp)
me trying to describe my peak on 6 hits of acid the other week

 

haha no way. thats so funny. thats one of the funniest things i've heard in about 7 hours. lol

 

look at him.......poor guys falling apart over there........somebody better get a rachet strap and pull him together (mushrooms)

my friend stands up very quickly out of nowhere and says " ahh i feel like ive lost something." he looks around a bit......"my seat!" hahaha. (mushrooms)

 

On Acid

bandbeyondescription: dude think about a color no one has seen before, i mean what would it look like.
me:dude damnit why would you say that? now im gonna think about that forever

 

Haha I thought that same thing before sober!

 

My Pupils Are the size of SCRUPLES!- me looking in the mirror on shrooms.

 

I have quite a few, lol.

HBWS (LSA): Wait, am I you or are you me?!

Ketamine: Did I enter the room through the window or the TV?

Mushrooms: I'll be okay as long as I'm all crossed over.

 

fucking christ....i was hoping to daydream about videogames in class today

 

me baked out of my mind:
2 things.
1 you look like the devil
and 2 dude this window tastes like cinnamon!

 

me: yo i think i just violated probation (laughter)
friend: naw dude she'll understand, here hit this

 

^ haha wow.

But they don't take that shit seriously.

 

me on LSD the first time, just reaching the peak, I remember this old friend who once told me like MONTHS, year maybe, prior "dude, acid is the shit"

so I reach the peak and that phrase pops into my head, and im like OMG HES RIGHT
so I text message him, and am like "dude your right, acid is the shit, thanks so much!"

to which he responds "so you met God"

to which I respond, "yes certainly, but I'd have quite a bit to add to that metaphor God"

I don't know if thats funny. But that dialogue still greatly amuses me. Which might just be cause that occured that first time I was actually "high"

 

My friend after hearing a phone ring in his head almost our whole trip..."Now i know what to call this dose 'call waiting'"

Me: "No matter how much shit you push away, theres more shit to push away" (sitting on a playground swing playing with the gravel)

 

LMAO classic! props on that one, Im taking Sam&ella's job for this one.

1st Place winner, Best Humor in the forum, Sept. 7, 2008.