Best Trippin Quotes

"we cant die were on acid!" as me and my friend are standing on my friends roof while everyone else is laughing on the ground... i know its lame to qoute yourself, but my friends bring it up all the time.

and i loooove in fear and loathing in las vegas when hunter s. thompson it trippin and he yells somthing like "tell me you got the fucking golf shoes!!" and everyones like wtf?

 

mushrooms n walking in the woods.

me-i want a pet squirrel
mon- how are you going to do that?
me- ill wait untill the mother leaves it's nest and steal its eggs
mon- sweet get one for my sister
rob- wtf? squirrels don't lay eggs.

 

"I can hear you desintegrate while you are talking to me" - Heavy dose of LSD

Trying to help after a friend started to be pretty lost on another heavy dose of LSD:
"Whatever you do, don't leave the crash site, just fire the flares and somebody will find you and bring you back, JUST DON'T LEAVE THE CRASH SITE!!!!"

"Next time when Jesus is coming to Earth they will be playing this track, but this time he is not going anywhere" - LSD

"If my mum could see me now, how happy I am" - LSD

 

3 hits of really good L..tuning my guitar.

tuned it by ear for the first time ever...and i was really proud...so i anounced it to the group.

Me "hey i just tuned that note by ear guys!"
Friend "you know its a hell of a lot easier to do with your hands"

 

hahaha laughing a lot about remembering this one. I was at Philly Folk Fest this year tripping on two and a half hits of lady Lucy and the whole time I was wearing this ridiculous yellow pirate jacket I have with no shirt underneath (its not a very warm jacket). At about nightfall this crazy ass thunderstorm slowly passed by in the distance and it got really windy and (supposedly) very cold. Only thing is, I couldn't feel the cold so about every half an hour I would ask "hey everybody hold on a sec, is it cold outside?" Haha it was really funny, but you really had to be there to fully appreciate it.


There were a ton of really funny and enlightening memories from that weekend, everyone should attend next year and greet me with a smile :jester:

 

ok... i was the most stoned ide ever been and it was my first time with shrooms...
alot of my friends were slap boxing and i was sitting on the couch just watching
one of my friends was beating everyone...
after it was all over someone sais to my friend
"man were going to mcdonalds and your are going to get alot of food!"
me out of nowhere "dude theres a mcdonals right next to me on the couch"
then my friend sais "im gona get all the food from mcdonals"
im stoned as hell you gota remember... i stand up and im like "me too" in a dopy quite voice and i raise my hand...
there like "no dude... no...no...NO!"
well they go to mcdonals and they get me 3 cheeseburgers...
well they decide to take the burgers off em and replace it with dog shit...
after they gave me the burgers and i ate em i was like
"those were the best tasting burgers ever... i wish my dog could make those for me"

they all started laughing and nobody told me till like 2 days after

 

"being a cat is like having a pleasure on demand button"

"i swear to god that flower on the wall is trying to slap me"

 

"fingers are the soliders of my mind." a good friend of mine on her first mushroom trip

"everything has a million layers, and every single one of them is different colors..and i can see them all." -heavy dose of mushrooms

"my spiritual journey is cashed." -after ten hours of tripping acid

 

Is it just me, or when we were running earlier we were cartoons? - A very high friend.

 

"There are faces on my undersphere..." (ambien)

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT IS THAT?!" (looking at a flower on acid)

this one was my boyfriend, on our anniversary, at a gay pride festival, tripping on acid. someone had given him a cigarette and he wanted to smoke it, but it was unlit... hilarity insued...
*holds the cigarette in his hand, about six inches from his face, studying it* "Hey.... can I get a cigarette?"
*everyone laughs*
*softly*"I mean... I meant... can I trade it for a lit one?"

 

:lol: :lol: thats hit was grrreat! :lol:

 

hahahaha. Totally tripping-face-like.

 

my friends bobby and nick once got in a fist figth with a tree.
They were tripping at the beach, and bobby spots a tree far off thats been eyeing him for some time. So he walks over and starst hitting a branch and some thing falls down and hits his eye and he screams "Its fighting back!!!"

Ask them about the incident today and they will say "yeah, we kicked that trees ass."

 

Me and a buddy on acid.

"dude listen to this guys voice hes so stoned"

"ya he is"

"(like half an hour later) wait this guy isnt stoned hes canadian"

 

There was a bunch of people laying in bed, I think we were on E and K...we are just talking and my brother all of a sudden gets up, starts walking and says "Hey... where did the floor go?"
I said "You are walking on it"
He: "Oh"

Another occasion...
Me: We are in a spaceship.
My friend: What?
Me: We are in a spaceship and sound cant get out of here, as I point to the space that sound cannot leave.

At a Party
Me on Mushrooms: Are people here usually this weird? Like extra weird... is this the same people that are always here?

at the same Party
My friends are on Acid and Im on Shrooms, my friend's boyfriend tells me... I've been seeing this gilr it looks just like you. LOOK AT HER.. LOOK AT HER... IS THAT YOU?

and at the same Party.
My friends: We are gonna get something to drink, do you want anything.
Me: No.. hmm Yeah, I need water...
*I start getting all the money out of my pockets* Here take all of this.. I no longer know the value of things.. how much does a bottle of water cost? this is too complicated".

one of my last trips...
my boyfriend was trying to catch the cat by pretending he was fishing it. After the cat runs aways. He says "I need to practice on my cat catching skills"

 

'Orange tits! Yeah I said it Orange tits!' - me giving a loud speech on 4 hits at Phil Lesh

 

true story, needing to relieve myself of excess water weight I left a room with my weed kit sitting on the table with instructions for my buddy to roll a big phattie...unbeknownst to him my fresh bag of K was sitting in said kit, well he was overjoyed that I brought coke to the party, which I didn't and the K wasn't for him either, being the heedy snorkeler that he is, a BIG fat line goes down on a cd case and *SNORT* there goes 4 points of KILLER K, low lighting and his inexperience with my bag of tricks (I never do coke, H or Meth which he found out the hard way) resulted in one FUKKED up trip for him...his wife SCREAMING "WTF did I give him..." yeah I GAVE him a big ole rail of K which he has NEVER done...after explaining the situation..buddy is coming out of the K hole he hit and says slurred like a drunk teen on prom night,

"fukkin Germans and their freaky shitty coke"..."shitty coke?...wtf am I doing drooling on myself..." "wtf?..DONT DO ANY OF THIS COKE..ITS LACED!!!!" "EVERYONE DO NOT DO ANY OF THE COKE!!" which there was only me and 3 others there... lawl...lucky thing he didn't line up the whole 1/2 oz..

 

The most amazing trip ever. It was emotionally overwhelming and beautiful.
"There is so much love, it's just so much love. How can people not feel this? How could I not feel this... So much love" It went on for a long time as I cried. It was (it is, because I still feel it) beautiful.

 

Oh man! I'm gonna smoke you! I'm gonna smoke you! HAHA LIGHT THAT SHIT!!!!
- friend talking about me (crazy, possibly laced weed and speed)

 

Some quotes from my last lsd trip on whensday:

- 'is that actually moving or is it a visual? - me at a still .jpg image on a computer
- 'everything in an imperfect circle' - me
- 'every unthought thought should be thought sometime' - my boyfriend
- I see eyes in the smoke - me
- oh, i'm seeing lips right now - my boyfriend
- HAHAHAHA POLLE!! POLLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! - both of us at seeing a woman on tv named polle, that laughing moment lasted hours actually, and polle extended to stuff like:
polleloos (means: polle-less, as in, no polle)
pollemepper (means: polle-hitter, an object designed for hitting polle's only)
lollepolle pollelolle lollepolle pollelolle (fun-polle polle-fun fun-polle polle-fun)
... - met polle! (means: ... - with polle!)