Best Trippin Quotes

*big, sad eyes* *whine* *tears in eyes* "You're probably thinking about how much of a dumbass i am.... am you?"

"People are driving by and looking at us. They're smiling, though, so it's okay."

"Oh my fucking god... oh my god... WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? *sobs*" (after getting off about a quarter of a mile from where we got on the bus. this was the wrong stop, obviously.)

All whilst Robo-Trippin'. Earlier today.

 

me: dudes look at the fucking sky it's totaly red!!!! coooool (3 o'clock in the morning, sun isn't coming up and issen't comming down, red sky impossible!!)
my friends: dude your right it's fucking red!!
me: did that tree just move man?

all of os tripping on mushrooms!!! arty:

 

'my foots running away from me'-mate on mushies

 

on shrooms i was like "shit man, there are ancient scriptures on my cigarette!" to my friend, whose red cheeps were filled with parakeets.

on 2ci my friends and i were walking past a tree and i was like "holy shit, that tree seems angry," because it was shaking like frigging hell.

on salvia, 35x, "shit, theres a river under all of these leaves." the ground was moving and crazy stuff. my friend was staring at my face and was like "wtf the wierdest thing just happened to your face."

pretty blazed, "man, all these trees look like herb man, like just looks at the nug structure."

 

dude, the roof of my mouth is the center of the universe!

 

once in my room tripping on salvia myy friend hilary stared at my lava lamp for a good 10 minutes not saying anything and then said

"you know what? im not gonna look at you anymore cause ur just gonna be a bitch"

and then she stood up turned around and sat down again completely still for a next 10 minutes AHAHAHA

 

Peaking on 2cb (35mg lol) and the parents call and say they're stopping by...
I turned to my friend "DUDE!"
"what?"
"HOW BAD ARE MY DIALS PUPATED?"

 

"Writhing in indecision about nothing." -Friend on Shrooms

 

Me (Mushrooms): Dude, since when have your walls been green

My Mate : They have always been green

Me : Yeah i know, but now they are GREEEEEN.

 

while experiencing a weird life flashback on salvia: "What is this? Like college or something?" my roommate got a kick out of that
and haha
"Do you know who we are!?" (1 person)

 

Me (LSD)- Wow purses are awesome, its in between a pocket and bookbag. Its perfect.

 

I gotta better one....;-)

"Theres glitter all over my shirt!" -pets stomach-

Yeah glitter-bitch i went there lol

 

me(xanax,8mg (it was really 8 i acidently put 4 before)

i think my toes and falling off... i cant moooooveeee..

 

Last night on a DXM trip i was writing just random shit and i read it this morning and i kept writing "humanity is death" in english and in spanish.... lol pretty deep shit goin through my head last night i guess

 

"i feel like a lobster girl"- some dude trippin balls on DXM on a video off youtube

 

"Im jesus with my jesus joint" me - realllly stoned, and it seemed like it took 2 hours to smoke a joint (my 3rd one)

 

Me- Whoa man-I usaully say that to everything that moves

My mate- FRIENDS, LETS GO WATCH FRIENDS!-That came out of no were at the time it was freaky!

 

"This cup has melded itself to my face!" - me on LSD (I then envision the cup melding to the table it was on, and me getting up with all this hanging off my cheek). Table face!

"Get away! This is my fucking psychosis corner! *hiss*" - me on LSD at a diner.

"Holy shit, I'm the deer in the headlights!" - me on LSD at the diner again

 

"Sounds like a good naked trippin' DXM face" - me on DXM

"Balls asunder, ******!"

"You could safely take enough to kill yourself"

"Oh man the dissociating! *throws arms in air* THE DISSOCIATING!"

"Don't pick that song, it'll make us want to do Coricidin even more!"

"Blanket licking extravaganza!"


All of those were me and my friend on DXM.

 

"OH! that made my waterbuds ........tingle?"

LMAO waterbuds!