Best Trippin Quotes

my friend David stoned as hell asking a random guy for directions - (talking with a lisp) "Excuse me sir, can you tell me the place to get to the place?"

me on shrooms - "Man, I keep forgetting that I have hair."

Lauren on shrooms - "Do you think we could fit an elephant through that window?"
Brady on shrooms - "Yeah, maybe even 2"
(talking about a basement window that was real tiny and thin)

 

this is one from last night,

my mate: "back to what we were saying, we should get a theme park"
us: "dude, we werent saying anything about a theme park"
all: *much laughter*

 

we have this thing at my school ...well just me and my roommate..we write down all the funny quotes we hear..
my friend wrote these when myself and my other friend were on dxm last night..lol
she wasn't on it though..


no just write...its chemistry. -me (the notebook she was writing on was for chem lab)

how did that come about?? who played msi?? -me

i need jimmy here to explain math to me! -bon bon

i cant get up so i'm not gonna. -me


tyne are you writing this down? -me
no, i'm juggling.

i dont know if i have to stay.. -me

i love how we're all sober.. -me

tyne, whats your real name -me
tyne -tyne
HA! i knew that! -me

okay truce! no fire tonight. -me (not-trippin friend was roastin a marshmallow with a lighter and the flame was freakin me out)

this place is weird, it really is -me (over and over)

i know what i want to do but i dont know what to do.....-me

i like being here with you, my mom, and my aunt! -(they were nowhere near us )

this year has passed by so weird..-me

you fuckers stole our idea of ordering late night food. -dunno

i dont seea anything either. thats probably due to lack of glasses. -j

grape flavored conversation - me (no idea..)

the reason why i dont like psychedelics is because i figure everything out. i odn wanna figure things out. -me


and my favorite..
body chemistry is when one body language fucks another. thats body chemistry. - bonz

 

i'm not gunna do what everyone thinks i'm goiong to do....

 

"Painless change happens only in fairytales"

Made me think for a good chunk of the evening.

 

"Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity" - Me after 1/4 ounce of white rhino (My 21st birthday, we smoked an ounce total but that was about what I had done)

 

um that line comes from a bumpersticker/patch i've seen on a lot of gutter punk kid's jackets

 

Obviously I said it from somewhere in my memory...duh?

 

"you dont do weed, you smoke it...thc crystals burn you next time you urinate" -??

 

"I wish I could photosynthezise."

"Ok, let's talk cute for a second, that's what the normal kids talk about right?"

 

"My arms just turned into a giant papaya!!"

-Salvia, 5X

 

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What is the difference between an orange? A bicycle. Cause a vest doesn't have any sleeves, Does it?

 

"How do you inject the legislation? You like the janitor's juction planet ahahahahahah"-cinthia, my girlfriend, on shooms.

 

All on mushrooms...
Me: "Yes! I'm melting into the chair again!"

My friend: Dude I just pissed rainbows

The next morning when I headed over to the kids dorm he had written "Are you a pirate, ninja, or one of those goddamned floor people?"

One time I was trippin so hard I could only respond to anything that was said to me by saying Yup

I once woke up the day after a mushroom trip and found the following text on my computer screen...

It’s funny really, all life is, is how you express yourself to the rest of the world. When you’re born there’s the world, there’s your mind, and your body. How you express yourself is up to you. You have all of these events happening around you and how you pull it all together is what defines you. You just have to remember your health and well being.

These are the forces in life
Happiness
Motivation
Environment
Responsibility to family
Responsibility to future generations and the world around you
Instincts
Fate
Time

 

You know you're doing okay when you're pissing rainbows.

 

"shut up slut" me talking to cat

"dude, your dropping your candies" me-"doctor what? doctor what? doctor what?

i didnt know what he was saying. so funny, you have no idea, dude

 

Me: Oh no, am I naked?
Alex: No, but if you want to be, we won't complain.
((I'm the only girl out of the 3 of us))

later, we're all zoned out, and I start talking to myself in whispers. All I remember is something along the lines of "I don't get it. I just don't get english."
Seth: Dude, we're speaking english
Me: No, we aren't. We talking fluent Russian. You just don't realize it
Alex: No, if we were speaking Russian, we'd be able to see the words as they came out of our mouths.
Me: Are you sure that's Russian? I thought that it was Gaelic that did that.
Alex: No, it's Russian, I'm sure
Seth: So then are we speaking Gaelic?
Me: No, I think it's Swahili. Yeah, definitely Swahili.

That was a fun experience with shrooms.

 

Tom, the floor is breathing at me and it won't stop (in a little kid voice like in Kindergarden)! ... (magic mushrooms)!

Look at me, I'm on a date with the moon! (LSD)

No, you cawn't have ze salvia, I am the salvia space wizzzard! (Salvia divinroum)

That was quite funny, m and a couple friends tripped on it and a voice in my head told me that they were the evil ones wanting to make salvia look bad and get rid of its ritualistic values (which was probably true, those guys have smartened up now though )

 

i wrote this sometime i forget when, but i saved it.




wher eyou see meanings in dreaming meandcsape.

i can see where its in.
a little bit of sprinkled magic mind tinkling.
adds magic meanings to associations.

you can see the meanings. you can see the imagery associations throught the mind when a peice of reality is processes. i can see the way we see and interpret meanings. i can see meanings and perception as reality.


the external world and the internal world.