Best Trippin Quotes

whao, man ur dog just jumped on me...this is what my friend had said but the funny thing is i dont have a dog.

 

-There's a man in the sky, he's cryin cuz he lost his cigar! -mushrooms-


Wow, those geese , I found them funky! -lsd-

 

"I don't think that that type of CD-ROM is compatable with your vaporizor" -My Friend on an eight day meth binge.
"There's a fish in the sky, and IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US!" -Me on 7 grams of blue caps, refering to the constalation pisces, which was giving me a 'look'.
"Charly's in the trees! Those bastards can climb like monkeys!" -Me and my friends after getting stoned in the woods and thinking that we were transported to Vietnam.
"Shit man, don't disrupt the three orbs or you'll fuck up the universal tick." -Me on Salvia, i'm still not sure if i actually said this though.

 

ALL my trips are like that...its fun to a point,but it can get a little weird on high doses of acid at raves...lol this one time my buddy was walking towards me,and i saw him forming together like a broken mirror coming back into itself,and i kept seeing this all nite,ppl shattering into pieces and putting themselves back together,and i was gettin pissed lol cuz i thought they were doin on purpose,so it came to a head when i yelled "STOP SHATTERING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" of course i was on a whole lot of really good acid lol

 

ive got a few more from the legendary "fungus fests" of winter 2003 in my basement...you put 30-40 high school kids and feed em all mushrooms and buck shit is bound to happen,throw in some rolls and pot and youve got yourself a great googly moogly

ok so one of these nights my buddy A is playing againt my other buddy ,there playin super mario kart and someone gets the idea to "make a rumble pak for the super nintendo controllers" ...that entailed getting someone to hold the cord of the super nintendo controller and jerk it in the direction that the person was turning...so after a few minutes of this,A busts out with (in a very fruity voice i might add) "OOOHHH YEA,pull it harder,MAKE ME FIGHT IT!!"

another night this kid freaked out and had a bad trip because someone told him his hair was blue....

same friend from earlier post,J, starts wiggin ( but he wasnt bad trippin just GONE)
he wraps himself in all the electrical cords in the room(lots of Tvs and stereo equipment and shit in here ) and starts spinning around screaming gibberish and saying "I am the wire god!!"

kid then goes upstairs and destroys my kitchen like a tornado,i go up and hes on the ground rollin around ,i go up to him,put a chair on top of him,n tell him theres a forcefield around the chair so he cant go anywhere,and homeboy STAYS there for hours with a wild ass look on his face...he looked like an animal seriously....later on in the night some BITCH that always crashes my parties(she sucked man she stole bowls and pot and shit from trippin ppl) goes up to him and pays him 3 pennies for his fuckin brand new homemade beanie(u know how hippy kids love there home made beanies)

luckily she got hers,and all of the things got returned

the 1st mushroom party i ever had,this chick ate an 8th and freaked out so bad,she locked herself in the bathroom and got butt ass naked and started screaming "O MY GOD IM DYING,IM DYING!!!" you could hear this all the way from the other side of the basement(the basement had 5 rooms)

everyone tried to talk her down but nothing worked lol....she just had to come down...so basicaly she ruined about 30 ppl trips by her fuckin screaming,it sucked,lol one of my meaner friends didnt try talking her down but started yellin at her "im gonna drag you in those woods and shoot you if you dont shut the fuck up" but to his defense he caught a stomach flu and didnt realize it till he ate the mushies,and he had a really shitty trip,anyone who has been sick and tripped knows wut im sayin

thats about all for now,ill be sure to have more as i remember em

 

Me - Woah when did you get here
My friend - i was sitting next to you for six hours
Me - I think i went blind
Me on lsd

 

After trippin for three hours and not saying anything "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonkeys!"
On DXM: "Kitty kitty cat cat, Kitty Kitty cat cat, Kitty kitty cat cat." Ad Nauseum.

 

Last night my friend and my friend on some lsd were sittin there and my friend was smoking a grit and after he hit was like oh i felt that cancer....this seemed halarious at the time....

 

Buddy Josh - (hands me a stick) Into Mirkwood Frodo! quick! (stoned)

Buddy Sam - In Dave we trust! (acid)

Me - its impossibblah impoosisee impossibbool (etc). (shrooms)

Me - I wanna go to that big purple aztec mountain over there
Girlfriend - Its like a hundred miles away! (shrooms)

Girlfriend - Wooowwww...Dark Side of The Moon is sex... (acid)

 

"at the pet shop?" referring to my friend who said this during sex with someone on mushrooms and extasy...
"there are those damn trees smurking at me again..." me on mushrooms
"did u guys fucking remodel in here or something?" referring to my friend on mushrooms looking in his kitchen with his parents in it, not suprisingly there was no remodeling done

"my mom looks like john lennon man!" my friend
"theres no fucking way that ur mom looks like john lennon" me
"well thats not what the anaconda has to say on this subject" me and my friend tripping acid

"do you think my chest would implode if i poked it with this statute?" me
"yea you should do it" my friend
"but what if buddha gets jealous" me
"don't worry man, he's not looking" my friend....this was after i had eaten over 10 grams of mushrooms and my friend was also tripping

there are so many more, but i remember last summer me and all my friends were in my friends garage fucked up and my friend and i were on mushrooms and my friends mom came down outside and we were convinced she was a leprachaun...never laughed so hard in my life

 

we finally made it.

 

these are great...!

 

"dude, are you actually saying that"-me, salvia divinorum, not knowing if my friend was speaking actual words or if I was just completly out of reality...I was, in fact, completly out of reality

 

me:let's go somewhere else,that tree keeps on staring at me.
me again:I have made love with God

 

"The diagnosis: It's symmetrical"
"it was coming out of his face"

"in my boxes of somewhere"
"those damn WASP kids" (referring to the "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant" children on my tootsie pop wrapper, the one's playing tennis in particular)

 

hahaha.... lovely!!

 

"Scuse me while I piss on the sky"- Me, 3 years ago high on a quarter ouce of dank and a 4 ounce bottle of Robittusin.

 

"the sky seems more 3-dimensional on a day like today"

 

On 25 mg of 4 HO MIPT:

Me: I feel how Kramer looks all the time...
Friend: No more Seinfeld references, ever!

On 30 mg of 4 HO MIPT:

You can't get rained on when you're sleepin in the clouds.

 

WAIT! why is the moon... over there?!

me: laughing
holmes: shut up, man!
me: laughing harder
holmes: i'm sick of this shit, dude!
me: laughing hysterically
holmes: shut the fuck up!
-this convo reocurred for about two hours.

my ex: i'm done! I AM DOOOONE!

me: wait... where's the water?
my cousin: uh - we're in a pool...