Best Trippin Quotes

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Me: Dude thats a cop

Freind: No its not, I can smell a pig a mile away
Meude thats a fucking cop dont through the bottle at it
Freind: *Throws bottle and hits car*
Me and Him: Look over when passing and it was a cop, just nobody in it, it was parked

 

shrooms / weed: under a bridge smoking when my dumbass freind drops the cherry down the side of the underside of the bridge.....i go to get it and me and another person smoke 2 more bowls passing it back n forth skipping the middle man(we could tell he had enough) and notice my freinds a little too quiet....we ask him wats up but hes just really deep in thought.....we hear someone about to come under the bridge and we think its cops.....so were ready to run and neeling in a running position scrunched together when my freind deep in thought whispers......

you guys.......i think were inside my brain!!!

 

haha i love that quote in your sig.

 

haha yea.....stoners.... lol

 

me -"Dude... why are you doing that..."
J - "What?"
(his teeth grew, and his hands were up like a bunny rabbit)
- first mushroom trip. at school.

he actually got out of his chair and hopped around and shit... ifound out the next day he just got up to sharpen his pencil.

 

"Well Im drunk and im confused.... man when well my regulaer metal body come back..."

Me drunk and took to some Lornzapam (We nicknamed them = Blues or Blueies)...

 

"sorry, dude. I thought you were made of cardboard" (after running into a friend,who turned 2 dimensional on impact.)

last night. on 5 rolls and some K.

and apparently one of my rolls was just PCP.

 

3 hits of nice blotter last night... my buddy "I had no idea my own back yard was the center of the universe"

Never seen stars like that!

 

"Whoa dude, I don't know if the fan is spinning or the room is spinning around the fan....maaan...that's fast..." - My friend laying on his bed on mushrooms.

"We don't stand a chance" - Friend saying repeatedly throughout a mushroom trip. He'd look so serious for like 2 seconds and we'd all just burst out laughing every time. Fuck I need to get some more mushrooms...

so many more I can't remember. Wonder why...

 

three shadows as heads dancing darkness around it.

arms clapping on a rod
eating themselves


Me being a schizoid

 

My friend parodying CSI looking at an oil spil:

Friend: "You see, the pattern of the spill doesn't indicate multiple wound sites but it does indicate that the source was moved around"
Me: "So what does that mean?"
Friend: (seriously) ".....We're looking for another body..."

We were just really baked

 

Not really tripping here, but very very stoned. Me and three friends had just been approached by a large guy asking if we knew anyone who "was looking for some green". we replied "No." "*giggle*" "not tonight, man sorry!" and then three of us stepped back and my friend says "i think he's a cop..." while my other friend walked to the dealer/cop and said "No, we just had enough to last us for *weeks*" and i was like "oh shit!" and i dragged everyone across the road, paranoid and scared to death of getting caught. i then started crying and screaming at my friend "FUCK YOU! I swear to god, i'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking slit your throat and throw you in the back of that car. You don't mean shit to me! Don't fucking laugh, don't you fucking smile! I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! FUUUUCK!" I have no idea why i freaked out on him like that, but luckily he forgave me.... i guess i was just extremely paranoid that that guy was a cop and was going to arrest us for just being stupid and high....

 

jesus your crazy

 

^^ white ninja pwns

 

im surprised the guy didnt fuckin book it

 

i know lol.. someone mentioned it in the 'stoners lounge' forum, and i read like 200 of em while i was high (all the jokes are something really only stoners would laugh about).. sry i cant give credit to whoever said white ninja's cool

 

just some really probably stupid things iv said over msn, while stoned. some i think laced with pcp, other times just stoned with alchole, or stoned and nutmeg, whatever else... its all just pulled from differenet covo's iv had.




red skin taste glows red reound my perception, taste waterfalls down my throught like im perceiving it trying to account for it


m----- says:

stoned where you cant not move in frantic motion, other dimension ., really fast hart. shakyness. and blaclk bugs on your fingers



like hanging treess. talkin amongs the treees through the wind



2 words simese twins wit h words woring shirts



like ants running hot water down to your hand

crow. crying screaming in background



go find your born particles, jumps out of universe into dust blown mixed with existenceses other



red skin taste glows red reound my perception, taste waterfalls down my throught like im perceiving it trying to account for it

taste gone, this is strange

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its ;oke a place with red skin dancin up and down

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creating warthm, emotions, and other wthings

M----- says:

red skin, wow, creates emotions

laughing clowns in my dpeth of vison, this is the vision you get confused with memories and dreams



world shifft around packet, broom knock it off

M---- says:

flying broof, through space

M----- says:

like a vision, were my vision is obstrucced from it





incorrect arouisal by association of maths text. oh shit . thats not good

----- says:

like the page was a sexy glossy page. where you err,,

----- says:

more of a place, that deserves more respect as a page

-----says: mix my wires in my head so, from now on i can feel aroused when doing maths. woooow. think of my marks. fuuucl. i think this would be good idea. Fuuuuuuuck



im moight go piss outside and smoke some more weed

im stoned now, in anopther dimension. going to the toilet and turning on light is light crossing a dimension, i dont feel comfortable crossing while in this dimension


really stoned. 3 shadows as heads dancing darkness around it

skakieness energy bounceing off my ankles
Marcus says:
drippin water of energy
m-----m says:
war,mth ankle rush
M-----m says:
right side spasm
M----says:
full jiginlin, spasm rythmic
Ben says:
lol
Ben says:
i see
Marcus says:
ym feet are dancin
Marcus says:
feet melt into red liquid... vision"
Marcus says:
+the spasmrithic side
Ben says:
are u stoned or on DMT


so crazie make me sick, panic attack, body warthm spasmic attack
-------- says:
diagnosis dock
------says:
2 words simese twins wit h words woring shirts
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i see it
----- says:
its floatin in the universe
-------- says:
legs stuck on vibraeete
-------- says:
thres a machine to stop that
----------- says:
control panael
Marcus says:
oh no
M------- says:
same vision, every smoke
Ben says:
ur weed was laced with acid

sdie ways latitiuudal leap grass fluud ,optopm moyion fluid moion/moitmotion. athletes grass fluud motion i see. toosed in front of mefluid
(i think this is what i was trying to write - side ways, latitudinal leap grass fluid, fluid motion, athletes grass fluid motiion i see. tossed in front of me fluid.) that was DXM though. i think i was seeing athletes being tossed in front of me


thats just little extracts i pulled out of some convo's. not really quotes or are they

 

lol how do people stand talking to you when your wakked.

 

LOL

"Theres no off button! its the über!" - Acid trip