Best Trippin Quotes

only bud man, just really, really good vaped bud, back when we started smoking.
weird huh.

 

Thats awesome! Keep in mind that I didn't only make this thread for funny quotes, feel free to post personal philosophies or theories you've discovered while tripping.

 

And that's why rolls are teh suck.

 

shit half these quotes seem made up.

 

Jeebus say, without cheese there can be no milk.

 

Yeah no kidding, I mean there are so many things in my life that don't involve anger that I have great passion for. Passion for anger is not loving passion.

 

Well of course not all passion revolves around anger but most of the passion that changes things does.

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

Some of these quotes are real great, they truly cheered me up this day and reminded me that one of the things that is most expanded my mind expanding drugs is hysterical laughter over everything and anything. Here are a few of mine:

Salvia: Uh....(Uh was of course the primordial sound of the universe, and I concieved it's every intricacy and the complex processes that go into such a simple sound)

5 grams of psilo: A four hour conversation after experiencing the most blissed out transcendence going something like this: "Ya see, the whole universe is just one big happening. You and I are happening. Shit happens. After a while you stop happening. It'll happen. These boomers sure as fuck are happening. etc., etc. etc." Ah the happening.

1/8 of some danko psilo: We went hiking in the woods during the middle of the night once without a flashlight tripping and ended up debating for an hour and a half whether or not the pond in front of us was actually rivendell, and that we should enter. In the end the most adventurous one of the group (my buddy Dustin) stepped forward, got wet and cold and walked away dissapointed shaking his head saying "Damn it's a pond."

Doses:

- "I think I'm starting to figure it out"

- "The sky looks like a huge fucking brain. HOLY SHIT IT DOES. Look at the lighting, it's like our synapses firing off!"

- "Why don't we spelunk off your parents' roof naked right into their window (at 3:00 am) screaming 'Hey Jim and Cindy we're tripping on ACID! HAHAHAHAA'"

"Truly, why don't we? We might as well."

 

Thats nice, did you actually do it?

 

me on the cheapest drug of all... LACK OF SLEEP.

so im on the phone with my girlfriend and had been up for over 2 days with events ranging from school to an all night lockin and band practice, and im trying to say good bye to her.
ME:"........................................did I say anything?"
Her:um no
me: Fuck, i dident say i love you and goodnight?...
her: no, it was quiet for about 2 min then u asked if u said anything
me: WHOOOPS o ya that remindes me...wait.... whatever i love you ttyl!
her: are u sure
me: ....no.

my friend tonight on god knows what
"noses need independance too"

 

"dude, seriously, stop turning into a demon"

"you wouldnt fucking believe how smart this tick is"
(tick is an insect, btw)

 

that is fucking classic man

 

me(stoned like nvr b4 talking to a friend) - trust me lsd will not kill your gatorade
friend(tripping) - ok good, but my hair is gay

 

"did you just drop kick that door??"
turns out he did

ahahaha...i'll have to get sadie to tell me what i was talking about...
this thread is so fuckiin funny

 

"nyomp nyomp!"
that was the good sound...and 'nyew' was the bad sound.
and the fan and random instruments kept on saying nyomp. thats how i knew they were on my side.

oh yeah
and
'the fan keeps taunting me! "slut, slut, slut" i thought he was on my side.'


and i have outgoin text messages sayin
'it all goes back to something. thats all it is'
'love hides? RIDICULOUS' sadie and brossie were listening to the doors and i can't stand them.. haha

 

now that is what I call cheap!

 

Meeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! (Me an hour after smoking Charas [Indian hash])

Hey mate, the TV is winking at me...should I wink back or let it flirt more? (Me on LSD)

Ok ok, so this guy rides into this general store on his bicycle and says "I wanna buy some bread" the man says to the guy "what kind of bread sir, white or wholemeal" and the guy says "it doesn't matter dude...im on a bicycle" HAHAHAHA
(Me on weed trying to be funny)

Dude your cigarette is spitting flames (Me on LSD, my friend has just used a match to light up)

The flowers are TOO FUCKIN NOISY MAN....tell them to be quiet please? (LSD again)

Absinthe afternoon:
Me: Hey peter check it out man:
Peter: What?
Me: you see that bin there...i could get into it and i could be sitting in it...but i could be standing in it at the same time
Peter: But what if you went in head first?
Me: Ahhh yesss lets see

I went in headfirst into the bin and it was really fucking wierd cos i wore it on my head like Ned Kelly (Australian legendary bandito)

 

Me: I have converted to Spoonism.
Friend: There is no Spoon.
Me: Heathen!!! You shall be scalded in the hot soup until you see the Spoon!!!
*both laugh for ages*

 

my buddy after a hit of salvia gets up and screams at the top of his lungs..."how do i get outside?...how do i get outside?" we were in the forest miles away from any building with walls.