Best Trippin Quotes

All these were in the same mushroom trip.. my most recent one on equadorian magic mushrooms. The trip itself was mainly extremely visual and shiney...

"I feel connected to the tree, its growing to me" - me

"I like things as they are nothing should chance (chances were also, change in music, moving, anything but breathing really)" - me

My boyfriend was desperately pushing his cheeks down so I asked what he was doing, and he said "I'm smiling too hard and it kind of hurts so I'm trying to push my cheeks back"

"Your like round and in and you're square and out, like, round, like a hole sucking in information, and square, like, spreading.." - me

"I can this joint... Opa (dutch for grandfather), and now I'm passing my opa on to you" Me really stoned and still slightly tripping

 

My wife on alcohol and Ambien (I Know, not psychedelic, but if the person doesn't fall asleep it is as if they are sleepwalking and half dreaming half awake)- "I just want to wake up in the morning and for their to be strawberries and clouds to feed the children with." (We don't have any children).

 

"Holey SHITT! They must be bout to drive off the side of the road!" Said to peein car passenger while barrilin into oncomin traffic on Goodyear road. They really do drive off the side. Man, Im glad I got alot more self control now.

 

what were you on?

 

Double barrel brown blotter !

 

Me: "Belt buckles really do determines one's personality"
B: "They sure do!"

Me: "People who walk and talk about video games look funny"

Z: "Dont make Elmo's head hurt" - On me making a strobe light in his room

Me: "If they want kids to pay attention in school they should replace teachers with beautiful naked androids whose pants are on fire"

 

I'm a Lilo...

I'm going to sit in the cave of the sofa..

the lamp looks like a realy big kiwi fruit

I'm just shedding my skin -whilst taking my jumper off

 

It looks like glitter's falling from the sky-shroom and meth Snakes are coming out my mouth-2c-e That guy that hangs out with those kids, he's not really alive-LSD

 

"I think I would sell my soul to be able to see these swirlies all the time."

-Me on acid the other night. I miss my swirlies.

 

I miss the swirlies too haha

Anyway...

"Our shadows are so big" -some random hippie chick at Wanee Festival...my friend and I just started laughing our asses off when we walked by haha

 

My friend on acid: "Its just that... everything is so interesting... Am I breathing through my ears?"

Me to my other friend on shrooms: "Dude when I said I can taste dark side of the moon I didnt mean try to eat the CD"

Cop at school: What are you doing trying to get in here?
Me (1st time on shrooms): I'm late for school
Cop: On a saturday?
Me: ....Yeah saturday school for absences?
Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana son?
Me: No sir. I dont smoke weed.

 

how about
"I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE HOUSE!!!"
-me, on a lvl 6 salvia trip

 

Haha that made me giggle.
The other day on acid me and my boyfriend were laughing really hard about something, but I can't remember what.. I really want to know, damn.

 

"whoa,check out the clouds masturbating...THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED,THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED"-some dude on romparkin

"hey,you guys want some vodka?"-a guy,holding nothing in his hand toward us
a couple of hours later...
"hey guys,you sure you don't want some vodka?"
"hmmm,we thought you finished it by now"
"oh,this is a new bottle"

 

"are you putting devil horns in your hair?"
"no"
"well, it's happening"

 

"you look like an overwieght stoned jesus" - me to my buddy

 

"Duuude you look like a genie!"

 

Me- "This music is LITERALLY massaging my brain!"
"Does this happen a lot?" Referring to the breathing of the wood-panelled wall in my friends living room.
~shrooms

 

"Man, I can't hear the TV with those blinds open" - The light was too "loud" coming up on my first trip.


And my general favorite quote from that trip from my friend, referencing Hunter Thompsons work (we're huge fans) and the psychedelia movement in general
"rings with a new resonance now doesn't it?" - truest thing I had heard in so long

 

I slap some friend in the face.
Friend: "What?"
Me: "What, what?
Friend: "Why did you slap me'?"
Me: "Did I slap you?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Me: You were vomiting over me.
Friend: Uhm, You're the one who's vomiting, look we're all under it.

Appeared that I vomited all over them.
The stories of this one night get better and better, last time I spoke to someone he told me that I was trying to write my name with my own vomit. So actually I was vomiting my name