Best things you've had a partner say

Friends asked me after I was married what I missed. I told them I missed girls telling me I could do what ever I wanted with them.

 

You my friend are one very talented cock-sucker.

 

"Wow you are a big boy"

 

"You are a great fuck friend."

 

That dick!

Don't you want to cum in my mouth right now?

Feed me that big cock.

Let me see my museum dick!

No one's ever been in my ass, be gentle.

 

Oh my, that's nice....let me taste it.
OK, now put it up my ass please...
C'mon...Cum in my mouth! (as she's power sucking it)
Hearing her gag...

 

Her, as I lay there after a nice round of sex and she's running her hand through my thinning silver hair, "You're losing weight."
"I am?" is my reply with hesitation while looking down at my protruding belly.
"Uh-huh, I can see it in your face." She tells me. "You're getting cuter too."

 

"Get back down there and lick me again," just after I fucked her.

 

"Honey, I've been thinking about it all day, couldn't get it out of my mind and couldn't wait to get home. I just knew if I didn't blow you right now, I'd bust...."

Then I woke up, as usual.....

 

Well, I hoped you helped the poor guy out, anyway...

 

Whew, I was worried everyone might have put their clothes back on and went home instead............

 

Many, but one that comes to mind at the moment is when she accidently called me by someone else's name who was a black man she dated a long time ago.

 

I have quite a few but "ruin my guts" and "cum inside me" are right up there.