Best things to do when stoned

Roll over in the grass,while ants crawl up your back and into your hair. Then take a shower and watch them squirm as they filter through the bubbles and into the drain where they meet their timely death. Bastards.

 

i kinda like ants.. why not like spiders or something

 

1. fool around with various females
2. jam for hours on end
3. talk and tell jokes
4. play frisbee
5. think

 

ants are the best

so are spiders

kill flies

 

and mosquitos

 

(this is what i like 2 d0...)
1. be outside dammit.. i mean being inside stoned is OK, but being outside is like WOW!
2. laugh laugh because i have no idea wuts going on
3. listen to my favorite kind of music ('60s stuff) makes me feel like im going back in tiiiime...
4. watch the simpsons or fear and loathing in las vegas
5. smoke some cigs
6. talk to random people
7. write poetry
8.. EAT
9. dream while yer awake, and the eventualy fall asleep
10. sit in the bath, all dark...(scary but fun)

 

The ants around here are about this big <-------> Everytime I see one it freaks me out and I throw large objects at it. The little ones I dont mind but these things are like mutants.

 

hah, yeah when i see a large ant around i really freak out. i dont even like to smash them because of the mess they leave.

 

Nah,see.. I was sitting on a rock,and there was an ants nest underneath it. I didnt know..and I started feeling itchy,and rolled in the grass then took my shirt off and WHAM..


There were a few ants on my chest. The fuckers hurt when they bite,ye wouldnt expect it like.

 

i dont think id like to be swarmed and bitten by ants when im stoned

 

one high i had made me concentrate much more than normal. if you watch the simpsons you don't see characters, you see shapes that when merged together create a character. its the same with music. you see all the diferent layers of something.

 

If I was ever swarmed by ants while stoned, I'd probably rip off all my clothes and jump in a pool.

 

lol... I have to eat tabs to get that high.

 

yea buddy... come chill here in minnesota for awhile and tell me how much you love misquitos after your visit... theres fuckin tons of them here.... it should almost be the offical state bird

 

LOL! That's what I do!

1. post irrevelant posts on threads

ummm...

 

1) Smoke A Clove......2) Go Swimming....3) Meditate : )

 

chill, watch tv, materbate, sleep, eat. i dont like doing any thing physical like normaly and when im high i hate walking or running etc

 

i'm still new to the cannabis culture . beginners luck

 

1. Draw Pictures
2. Watch SeaLab 2021 or FLCL
3. Walk in a forest
4. Just chill with ur stoner buddiez

 

look for shrooms in an incredibly large cowfield