best line you used when caughting cheating with another man/woman

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ChiefCowpie, May 23, 2007.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    i was in a restaurant with another chick and my girlfriend at the time, catherine happened to walk in and i told her, "catherine, this is my sister margie"

    true story, even the names have not been changed to protect the innocent
     
  2. did she believe you?
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Honey, it was the strangest thing, I was walking down 3rd Avenue and my penis fell into this woman's vagina and I can't get it out!"
     
  4. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

    hunny i always knew you were curius about a threesome so

    look what i did just for you
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    That's an amazing picture right there, Soaringeagle.
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

    hehe thnx but im thinking i need to change it its taking every thread i post in off topic
     
  7. yea when i first saw it i was like, "woah. those are some long ass dreads." mmhmm.
     
  8. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

    no but she thought it was so funny that we kept on dating
     
  9. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

    what a weak person your gf must have been

    i would kick my boys ass to the kurb if that happened to me
     
  10. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    How about a haircut:party: muhahahaha
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Tell her you're starting up a dowsing service for singles. You're trying to find single women using your penis as a diving rod.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i have never cheated. never even came close....whether through lack of interest or lack of motivation, i dunno.
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Sacrilege!
     
  14. WWKCD729

    WWKCD729 Member

    i just say, "i dont remember" or "hold on, let me just think" oh and then the flat out lie, "it wasnt me, i didnt do it"
     
  15. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

    How could I forget that I had
    Given her an extra key
    All this time she was standing there
    She never took her eyes off me

    How you can grant the woman access to your villa
    Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
    You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
    Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
    To be a true player you have to know how to play
    If she say a night, convince her say a day
    Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
    And you tell her baby no way

    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
    Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
    I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
    Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
    She stayed until it was over

    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

    I had tried to keep her
    From what she was about to see
    Why should she believe me
    When I told her it wasn't me

    Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
    Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
    As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
    Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
    You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
    Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
    Wait for your answer: go over there
    But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
    Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
    I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
    Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
    She stayed until it was over

    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

    How could I forget that I had
    Given her an extra key
    All this time she was standing there
    She never took her eyes off me

    Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
    For the pain that I've caused
    I've been listening to your reasoning
    It makes no sense at all
    We should tell her that I'm sorry
    For the pain that I've caused
    You may think that you're a player
    But you're completely lost
    That's why I sing

    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor

    How could I forget that I had
    Given her an extra key
    All this time she was standing there
    She never took her eyes off me
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Sweet Jesus, I haven't thought of Shaggy in ages.


    Mr. Bombastic was a great song.
     
  17. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    "come on!"
    when said in the right tone of voice, that pretty much works for anything
     
  18. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    I could never take Shaggy too seriously.

    He somewhat offends good taste.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    A cool line would be "hey, baby I'm glad you're here! this chick just broke in, overpowered me, and forcibly raped me. Call 911 [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     

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