Best line of work to get some co-worker action?

Buddy who worked at Earl's (20-something local restaurant chain) told me everything *ucks each other.

I figure police? With a night shift, handcuffs and fit men and women...

Anyone got a story?

 

Maybe the porn industry!

Mattress store?

 

I could be wrong but it looks like he is looking for stories about cool workers having sex together while at work

 

A buddy has a second job doing security at a hospital, according to him he works with some very horny nurses.

 

@Scharff ... Haha good one, is there such thing as a porn industry anymore? I figure Ph, Xv and Xh pretty much spelled the end of professional porn.

 

I think the Buddy may be exaggerating. Better not to mix work and pleasure in any case.

 

Ages ago my dad told me "don't put your meat where you make your bread."

 

working in a restaurant

 

Agreed. I worked in a restaurant many years ago. Lots of yours horny fills there. Several guys wanting to bed my wife - she got to take her pick

 

Note my screen name. In 11 yrs when working in hospitals, I plugged 4 of them, 3 in the hospital itself. But then stayed with the last one, my wife of 34 yrs.

 

Anything at the hospital. Everyone is basically walking around in pajamas. Someone is always getting laid somewhere in the hospital. Recently heard a story about the hospital librarian getting caught blowing one of the doctors. Turns out he video recorded it and his wife saw the video on his phone. She sent out an email to the entire hospital with the video. I keep thinking about all the times I was alone with her and never picked up on what a horny woman she was...

 

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In truth, it's not nearly as common as tv shows and 'romance' movies would make it seem! Most folks, especially us nurses, are busting their brains keeping up with the work load. BUT, that having been said, there are times, evening and night shifts when things slow down a bit, for opportunities. The three I'd mentioned above were all on slow night shifts. And BTW, you're right that it's tricky working around 90% females in pajamas. Some of them out of female habit, make sure they "fit" their butts. Yummy.

 

If you are looking for action on the job, don't become a librarian. My wife has been a librarian her whole professional career, retired now, and she never brought home good stories about sex on the job. Recently I asked her if she had ever been hit on by another librarian, she thought about it for few minutes and then said no it never happened. She has worked in libraries for about 45 years and she was very attractive when she was younger (still is, but face it, time does take its toll).

 

Hospitals seems to head the list here. Private practices of doctors, dentists, and lawyers where men and women work closely together. Any workplace that employs both sexes has an atmosphere where things can happen when opposite sexes are intertwined for hours on end. Of course in strip clubs, book stores, or massage parlors the women there get all the action they want. I found it quite easy to be able to hook up with many female coworkers in most of the places I was employed.

 

My wife worked in a medical office and was constantly getting sexual offers from sales reps, patients, coworkers, and doctors from other offices.

 

After 44 years of work, I have lots of stories of co-workers having sex with each other. Some of those stories involve me. Those stories rarely end well for both parties, if their objectives are providing honest service to their employers, earning the esteem and admiration or their peers, distinguishing themselves as professionals, and advancing in the organization.

People with poor self control have sex with co-workers. People who steal from their employers and neglect their duties have sex with co-workers - that's what they're doing if they're doing it in the workplace and on work time. People who are bored because they lack imagination and have minds that are so inactive that they need someone else to entertain them have sex with co-workers. These are not pairings that produce exceptional children very often.

Imagine interviewing candidates for employment, and one of them answers every question you ask with a story about a sexual experience he/she had with a co-worker, and every question he or she asks you during an interview is about the company's policies on sex in the workplace and between co-workers. Would you hire that person to work in your business?

Is working in an environment in which co-workers are actively and frequently engaging each other sexually a productive environment and a business that will prosper, grow, and offer you a career?

Work is a perfectly fine place for fantasizing about sex from time to time, for occasionally flirting with co-workers, and for taking a bathroom break now and again to jerk off or rub one out. If sex between co-workers is most of what's going on in your workplace, it will be time to start looking for a new job - one with an organization that's going to be around for a while.

 

I beg to differ. You seem to have taken this concept to an extreme level and leaped to several conclusions. Most of my, either experiences, or hearing of from others, have been of a much more temperate level.

Reference my post from above: " Most folks, especially us nurses, are busting their brains keeping up with the work load."

I can only speak from 42 yrs as an RN, and before that, working in advertising agencies. But most folks have worked damn hard to get into those positions and are not about to jeopardize their standing by being careless. Certainly affairs happen, casual ones also, but no one I've known was ever going to let that take away from their professional performance and completion of their work.

Frankly, I have no idea about the hypothetical group of people you've referred to in that diatribe. "...actively and frequently engaging each other sexually...". and "...neglect their duties have sex with co-workers...". I have never seen, experienced or heard of such that I can even relate to in those phrases. And BTW, I'm 74 yrs old.

 

My cousin works at a hospital 3 shift. He said all the sex you want. Sometimes even some good drugs. He is an RN and did 3 tours in the middle east .
He tells me stories about patients with money offering female nurses money to suck their cocks.
Many stories about Dr's and staff fucking around especially the doc between the ages of 45 to 60