Best Insults You Gave To Someone Recently.

I heard that in Arabia, insulting people is considered to be some sort of art form.

On a vaguely related point, I read today that learning a new word triggers parts of the brain in some people, in the same way as sex, chocolate and gambling. Maybe thats the reason I derive personal satisfaction from inventing new words or ways of insulting people.

So what, creative/smart (infantile hahha!) insults have you given to people recently?

 

I love inventing words, as well......but I have not insulted anyone lately.....and I never do for no reason......

 

I wouldn't insult someone in a mean way but I will say to someone, you're a dag! Which is a good natured ribbing.

 

I don't see how making up words is insulting. It's actually stupid to think that you making up a word would have and should have any negative outcome to anybody else. It's a made up word, in all aspects.. you are the one who looks stupid.

 

Irm, I think it was two different points here...made up words is one point...insult another...he said vaguely related...

I guess the most recent thing I said that could be taken as an insult, but was an observation was I was telling someone..."Some people think that they are so clever that they are fooling someone, but no one is fooling me...."

 

You illiterate concubine, I bet your goat gets more pleasure than you do.

Good luck on your journey of mixed emotion

 

LMAO...let's be clear....it ain't my goat.....as much pleasure as it is getting.....

 

Must warn you...I love sparring with words......

 

The goat goes "baahhh", says he's not a goat.

 

The goat is a male? oops....lol

 

Nice tooth... Is the wife borrowing the other three?

 

I once told a homophobic "man" that his breath smelled like cock. Actually, I simply referred to him as "cockbreath". He got so angry and defensive and I just smiled and stared him down. It was very satisfying to put a homophobe in his place.

 

i once called a guy "resso."

 

Back in the day I would call people "dipquad"




4 time worse than a dipshit...

 

"SUCH a shame evolution overlooked you!"

 

Was in late July this year after i cut my dreads at a local music concert.

These two sisters one with a guy I've known long time but we don't have trouble with each other. Both big girls one a walrus bitch.

They opened their mouth and just talked ignorant discrimination prejudice shit.

Told her to write down what she says, then eat, and go fuck yourself. I was kicked out of camp, but nobody disagree with me. I needed to leave.

2 weeks later I ran into her at her work, checker at grocery store, told her if you open up like that again, myself and others will smell your tears before we visualized it.

Her entire family has not talked to me in public or since.

 

i actually hope i haven't given any. someone seems to think i have, for reasons i can't even begin to imagine.

 

The best way to insult someone imo is not by saying something plain rude or by making up some offensive word but by confronting people with their own stupidity and/or fallacies. That way it seems when they get angry or offended it seems they get angry at their own stupidity rather than being angry at the messager (me ). Of course they might interprete the focuspoint of their anger differently but that is one of the reasons why they can be considered righteously stupid anyway

 

I'm sorry...I don't do your kind of nasty......

 

I once told a guy at work (that pissed me off ) that we are required by law to employ a certain number of fucking dickheads
but otherwise I am not a nasty person :daisy: