best insult ever!!!!

Awww what's wrong orunji?

 

oh nothin wrong solweee.....just tired and hungover a little minute bitty bit....
nothing your grand sympathy wouldn't fix

 

my cats named orangey..........lol
How about this insult.......She's a double bagger, you wear a bag over your head, and then put one over her head in case yours falls off. And in the morning, you chew your arm off rather than wake her up.

 

Haha that's pretty bad.

 

You're drunk or hungover everytime I talk to you... Is australia that boring?

 

perhaps im on moreso during the weekend.....

 

Sure excuses, excuses...

 

hehe i was home by 8:30 last night (it was a day thing)....but i dont take to grog too well these days....no more stamina like when i was a teenager!

 

perhaps if i knew what 151 was...

and almost 22...so uno, really quite over the hill now!

 

151 is for sissies.. Back in my day... Well I'd rather not talk about it.

 

is your leg cramping again?

 

I once drank half a bottle of 151 rum and some vodka, and was sick for three days. I think 151 is about 80% alcohol? 84% maybe? not sure. But there is even stronger stuff out there........Nowadays I stick to two finger drinks, beer, wine, and the odd martini.

 

mine is, left one

 

um...i dont get you.....

 

Ummm one time... I drank a bottle of everclear.. :& Next day about 2/3 gallon of vodka... :&

 

what about shooters.....the worst for me...far worse than tequila...are undertakers: green chaltreuse and black sambuka....nasty, yummy and hurties!

 

No i just meant cos he's so old.....one foot in the grave type thing....

 

ok thats ok.....um...

 

well love is a grand thing.....

 

It sure is...