Best cars for shagging in

I going to visist candy later ,and demonstrate the technic on her ,in her bentley

 

So cool! Are those your bikes or representative pics? I had a friend's Yamy 250 for a while when I was a kid. Had to clean out the carb, replace the piston, grind the ports a little, set the points... (at age 13). I put him a bigger sprocket on the back and could crank through the gears as fast as I could click with the wheel throwing up dirt. Wished I could have kept it myself hahaha.

My friend's Montesa had the shifter on the right and brake on the left. Needless to say, I inadvertently downshifted a time or two. But man that was a great wheelie bike, balanced and controllable.

I saved an old Kawasaki 125 all these years but after growing up rode only four strokes for years until five years ago when I bought a KTM 300. Felt like a kid again ripping around on that. And yeah I managed to get thrown a couple times but I'm mellowed down. Promise!

 

I blame Rainbow as he doesn't post here. lol

 

I just found a whole load of Ugly cars.

 

I wouldn’t mind you know what with you in an...

Ugly car.
A pretty car.
A pretty ugly car.
Any car would do Gal!

Even a Taxi!

Have you seen Fake Taxi Driver on Porn Hub?

Do a search for it!
Just go look and report back!

 

I had a lowrider truck for a few years when I was young. That was really fun hit the switches and tell her to hold on

 

An 84 Sheepdog.

 

My parents had an American Motors Rambler. The front seats laid back to make a bed. I heard oldest sister used it at the drive in.

I had a '74 Chevy C-10 long bed. I fucked my mentor on the bench seat one time and my spouse on a mattress where I put a camper shell over the bed. We also had sex on the ground beside the truck using the side to drape a tarp over making a tent. We got carried away and the tarp pulled loose from the truck and fell over us. I kicked it off to the side which put us out in the open where we were camped. We didn't miss a stroke while continuing for anybody to see.

 

It's understandable they were hammered. It's a reflection of how we hammered trails. Our self preservation instincts back then were a fraction of what they have grown to be by now.

I can't recall experiencing a compression release on a two stroke and by the time I got a four stroke with one it was to facilitate rotating the crank to bring the piston to TDC on the compression stroke prior to kick starting. Don't believe it ever occurred to me to try it for cutting power while riding. Thinking about it now it seems suboptimal especially considering it would dump unburnt fuel vapor into the air, both a health and fire risk. But back then I likely would have thought 'fuck it if it works' hehe.

7:1 wow. I guess you know I'm mixing 60:1 now. My Kawasakis when I was little had mechanical oil injection. When the oil level became visible in the sight glass, put another quart in. I'm sure it mixed that dino oil pretty rich. The exhaust baffles would get plugged from it.

That dieseling can be a problem with some of those engines. My PW50 does that - I'll hit the kill switch after riding the grandkids around for a while, it's hot and keeps on running with no ignition. I've only seen that on air-cooled engines, though. Opening the throttle cools it and gets it to finally sputter out.

It was hard to keep rear fenders in tact... And levers... Ya had to keep spares. We didn't have wrap-around handguards back then, but I figured out that by leaving the perch bolts a little loose, the lever would usually just rotate with the assembly upon impact rather than snap off or bend.

A friend much older had a 360. That thing had some low end grunt. A far cry from the 100 I had at the time. And he could ride it. Although I pretty much kept up with him. Once he took this dip in the trail too fast and didn't get the front up enough to make it across and drove the front wheel into the opposite bank. Eventually he was able to ride out but it rung his bell and tweaked the forks. Just a little bent. But it scared me how close to serious it was.

Apparently we had some similar experiences. I mean, we always smoked dope and rode high. If not, then we were looking for it. It was kind of a staple. LSD I was pretty cautious about. We pretty much relegated that to when we were camping out and didn't have to interact with the outside world. But we did somehow take some at a party a few mile ride away and when it started to hit freaked out a bit and decided we had to book it to our camp before we couldn't ride. But it was too late. The ride was amazing, though. Started off paranoid but somehow switched to loving it. It's like the bike was riding itself and I was controlling it remotely while floating overhead. On remote trails that required experience to effectively navigate. But it was like a pane of glass in the midst of a living wonderland, despite being dark out. Now I don't know how it may have appeared to an objection observer, would there have been one, but to me it felt like we were smooth and fast. My friend later agreed he felt like we were riding well too. But we didn't have to face anyone which could have provoked paranoia.

Another time later we were tripping at my friend's house on a farm while his parents were away and I had my first car, the dart, there. I don't know what provoked it, guess I wanted to see what it was like, but took the car out around the farm. It was crazy, felt like the car was flexible and bending all over the place as I slid around, did a few donuts and stuff. No crashes, no damage, somehow I managed to keep it under control.

I still love to smoke a little weed and ride. It doesn't affect me adversely, on the contrary it seems to sharpen my skills, make me more aware, quicker to react, all while keeping a healthy sense of caution. Now, many would question that but I know because I ride with some skilled friends, and I've ridden with gobs of not so skilled riders, so I have a reference point. Plus I try to limit my performance to 80% for some wiggle room. As a kid it was balls to the wall every day but the consequences of losing it back then were a lot less it seemed than now.

Are you still going riding? I've heard there's some cool places in PA.

 

Good grief I thought that was a short response!

 

Cool stuff! We rode about anywhere, too, places like you mentioned. Tried to stay off private property but there was some unattended. Power lines and pipelines connected most areas. Turf farms and along creek low areas and woods that weren't being used - no idea who owned em. Got chased by park police. Cops too because some road stints to connect trails - never got caught but they didn't send the department out for us either. Kind of a game, I reckon. They knew we were just kids out riding not some malicious thugs. Of course today, well, we'd get hit harder than a mostly peaceful protestor burning a store. But I digress. It was a privileged, advantaged childhood that I enjoyed making the most of. There was a guy in the area who raced Motocross. We didn't ride much but when he came on the trails I was not impressed. Before that I was intimidated by the fact that he raced. I never could have afforded racing. I had to work to get money to buy gas oil and parts. I didn't mind one bit and was grateful. Helped that I had mechanical and electrical skills. Equipment maintenance was more interesting, fun, and lucrative than the burger flipping of my ball playing friends. The Kawasaki had a rotary valve. Trimming back the trailing edge delayed the closing which improved high rev power but at the expense of low end grunt. That was okay because we loved to pin it. On the yamis I'd grind a tad off the top of the intake ports and the bottom of the exhaust ports. Not too much but we thought it made a difference. We'd also sand the head mating surface. Just a few thousandths, I didn't want the piston top hitting the plug electrode. We all have to give up the riding at some point. I can't hammer trails like I used to. My street bike is a beast. I'm gonna look the new Tenere 700, much lighter and has some off-road prowess. I'd like to ride to and around Mexico while I still can.

 

WHAT I missed this. lol

 

And I thought a cup phone was cool...