Below Average Men, Penis Size Under 5.2": Recipes for Saving Time

(CBS news 2013: 5.6" is average for USA). Deduct dishonesty, and it's fairly safe to say the average is 5.2".

I am below average. I've been with three slender girls and one slightly larger than me but not overweight. So my personal sample size is small, no pun intended.
After connecting the dots from my personal experiences and observations of the (body) size of my friends' girlfriends, I have found the formula. I have 75% confidence level of accuracy.

Spoiler: Height does not correlate with vagina size (loose/tight).

Terminologies:
*Penis: girth (how thick it is); length (how long/short it is)
*Vagina: depth (how deep it is); resistance (how tight/loose it is)

My stats: Early 30's; just under 5" length, girth not thick but definitely not skinny; 5'7", 145 lbs, slender build, exercise/jog at least once a week for a minimum of 20 minutes (max about 55 minutes).

Since the intended audience of this post is obvious, I will only focus on 'resistance' and don't care about 'depth'.
Of the four I've been with, two were loose and two (one a current gf) were/is "tight enough" to feel resistance during penetration.

Motivation for this post: when sex is not good (yes, there is such a thing), time is wasted for both the guy and the girl (ahem, people do end relationships due to 'bad sex', and no one is evil enough to tell it to your face--generally speaking).

So for the below average males out there who are interested, please let me know and I will reveal the 'formula' for finding a girl with the "tight enough" vagina.

 

There's no vagina tighter than a 70 year old virgin, so i suggest you go find yourself an old maid who collects neighborhood strays

 

Even if she was a virgin at 70, the elasticity deteriorates over time. gotta do exercises.

 

how did you manage to bang such a high number of women?....I call bullshit....no man can screw that much...it isnt possible

 

Clarification:
Because of my severe insecurities about my size, I avoided relationships until late in my 20's.
My first time having sex, all I could remember was just how excited I was and how I just wanted to marry her afterward.
I cannot honestly "rate" how good the sex was, I simply did not know any better.
But after about a month, the novelty of "having sex" wore off and my "wanting to marry her" also wore off.
I knew I was missing something, I wanted more, because by then sex was less satisfying than masturbation.

So why am I so "shallow" for wanting a "tight enough" vagina? (with my size, I don't think I can find a "tight" vagina. It'd be nice, but I'm happy with my gf).
I personally find that having sex and not feeling resistance during penetration is not enjoyable.
I personally find that having sex and able to feel resistance during penetration is enjoyable.
For example, start with a cowgirl position, then grab her towards you so that her boobs touch your chest, and pound away --> I can feel resistance --> good sex.
Same position, pound away --> Am I still in her? Did I fall off? --> sex that I do not enjoy --> bad sex. Awkward for you, awkward for the girl.
So I think sex should be as good as masturbation, if not better.

Lastly, I am not revealing anything that can not be found out by determined, less-endowed men. If I could figure this out just before turning 30, others could too.

***Yes, I was blind-sided by that first poster. "What is his problem? Less-endowed men have it VERY TOUGH in life. I basically wasted my 20's."

 

I think you've got the whole penis vagina thing under a microscope too much. You should look at the big picture. Try and focus on other aspects of the relationship.

 

Yeah Suck her Titties !

 

i doubt that anyone will come out and ask, but why not just go ahead and tell it anyway?

did someone say you were?

yeah, it can't be THAT small...

 

I have found size is never an issue unless to big. Learn other things and not worry about size

 

Cool. I'll reply with two perspectives.

Perspective 1: I agree that size should not be an issue given that studies show about 30% (?) reach O via penile stimulation. So ~70% women have to rub themselves off post coital.
Basically, sex for men is: hump and pump until ejaculation, mostly ignoring to ensure his girl is satisfied in the process. E.g. Doggy/missionary.
Sex for women: more sensual, more touching, more exploring, more kissing...and more touching. E.g. lazy Sunday spooning either facing toward or away.
So there are two versions of 'SEX': Men's is Porn-Style: gotta be a pornstar, need to be hung, gotta "drilled" my girl to satisfy here.
Women's is Foreplay-Style: hold me this way, touch here, rub there, kiss, get me off before penetrating, etc.

Perspective 2: "Foreplay" covers her enjoyment, my enjoyment comes from feeling the resistance when penetrating her.
For example, I have never masturbated by barely touching my penis. I bet you haven't rub one off by barely touching your clitoris.

@I'minmyunderwear
I did suspect that it's a likely probability---only in my 30's can I reveal what I write here.
Again, any less-endowed men, if determined enough, can figure this info out. Me? If they wanted a 'short-cut', I'm here to help.

 

This whole thread is so worthwhile. I'm glad I started it.

 

Have you looked into LVAs (loose vagina adaptors)? They don't make them for nothing.

 

Lol this is so funny! OP reminds me of Eugene / Josh McDermitt from the Walking Dead TV series.

My response here to you 2Bisons:
everyone is different, we all like different things including sizes. Luckily we live in free western countries where we can figure these things out of what we like before we settle down for the best partner we can find.
Don't worry about it.

 

If you got a big *elephant noise*
Let me work it.

 

I did anticipate low interest due to the sensitive nature of the subject matter and that the "small penis" phenomenon being more of a Western issue, but I am a bit surprised of the non-interest so far, even given the anonymity of the web.

This would blow up on that "read" "it" forum, but b/c their threads last only 1-3 days....

@Kirstie
Yes, b/c everyone is different, I blatantly target a specific audience.

 

yeah, i've heard that about california penises.

 

Actually....
I have.

 

Don't worry about size, My tongue is less than 2 inches, and I have drove women crazy.

 

it doesn't take a huge tongue to drive someone crazy with improper verb conjugation.

 

My mom always told me that someone who really loved me wouldn't care about my penis. (Not because it is small, but because it got burned.) Still waiting on that one.