Belgium doesn't exist!

Discussion in 'Belgium' started by lithium, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I knew something wasn't right. I've supposedly been to "Belgium" but I couldn't tell how it was different from France and suspected that it may actually just be the same country. And now I know! Belgium doesn't exist! It's a conspiracy!

    Read here: http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
     
  2. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    uh yah it does..its got a very stong culture, different from france. they even speak dutch and french, never know what you will get! i have friends who are from france who have been to belgium and they see the huge differences. ones that a normal tourist like you or me would not see.

    funny joke though
     
  3. wolf_at_door

    wolf_at_door Senior Member

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    Is it a french or a flandern conspiracy?
     
  4. wolf_at_door

    wolf_at_door Senior Member

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    I can't believe that Tin-tin in fact is left-wing propaganda just drawn making me believe there is no Belgium... I believe many things about Tin-tin, but I certainly don't believe that little nice fascist androgyne boy is red...

    Did millions of boys all over Europe really please that man, even wearing his haircut for half a decade, just to realize that he was nothing but a mean communist? It's a disaster!
     
  5. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    That's just what they want you to think!:rolleyes:

    I actually lived in France at the time I visited Belgium. Really, it's indistinguishable, you may hear a few people making up this pretend language of Flemish when you're in earshot, the toilets are a bit cleaner, but really you're still in France and they're just dupes...
     
  6. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

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    That's pretty funny, bro. Actually Belgium is much cooler than France. The fact that there are over 400 micro-breweries alone makes it a kick ass country.
     
  7. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    aye, beer's cheap cheap cheap. Not that I'd move there though, beer's cheap here too :D
     
  8. billybones

    billybones Guest

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    If you are in the north off Belgium, nobody wants to speak French. Believe me that is really different from France. Another difference is that basically all Belgians speak English. Try and find that in France.

    By the way, Dr Evil is from Belgium!!! So it does exist ;-)
     
  9. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Belgium existed when I was there in February.
     
  10. bubbler211

    bubbler211 Member

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    I happen to know some people that fought their way through belgium during
    WW2,they swear it was there then! he he he he:rolleyes:
     
  11. moondrizzle

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    If Belgium doesn't exist, where is my flight in august going to?


    I'm scared...........
     

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