Being Raped by a Giant Spider

I would be so god damn pissed because I do NOT EVER want to receive. So the next time I went to bed, I would have a pencil sharpener implanted inside of my asshole before going to sleep.

 

I'm sleeping on my back tonight, with a can of bugspray ready:hide:

 

I think I would scream, pass out and possibly die of fear. I'm not sure I could think of anything worse and I like spiders. Probably because they are smaller than me.......or maybe I would get into it. I'll have to think about this one.

 

i hate when this happens.

 

Die, I mean what's the purpose of life after that.

 

pretty much the same as the purpose of life before that as far as i can see.
not that life has anything to do with purpose anyway.

so we've got what? barbarella meets the hobbit?

i mean i'd holler for gandelf to wake up in the next room and come in and blow smoke rings or something, while pulling sting out from under my pillow.

(by using the force if i couldn't do that physically).

 

I suppose you are right. I am just terrified of spiders. Though they are necessary. I am terrified.

They whoever, have a purpose I believe.

 

being male and lacking the proper orofice, i would not be pleased. i giant mass of wet seaweed however (80s d-movie remake of monster from the black lagoon) might be interesting.

 

I am a man. Who will rape me?

 

Yep.

 

Yep.

 

Ah Jeez, probably inevitable.

I've seen so many big strange bugs this morning, it's like Stephen King's "The Mist" here!

 

kind of depends on what i was able to infer its intentions to be.
while i've never been physicaly violated in that way, some of the psychological abuses i have experienced must be somewhere close to on the same scale.
yes they are occluded, and i have every intention to leave them that way, whatever the avoidance of their pain may otherwise cost me and have done so in my life.

oddly enough, something analytical to the concept i find at least potentially erotic.
whether i would actually feel that way, were it actually physically happening, i kinda guess i kinda wouldn't.

and that's kind of the difference between erotic fantasy fiction, and some of the kinds of messed up things people sometimes do to each other in real life.

the whole bondage thing is erotic as a concept, but i'd never be able to trust it in real life.