Being Raped by a Giant Spider

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by PhotoDude, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. PhotoDude

    PhotoDude Member

    How would you react if you woke up in the middle of the night to find yourself being raped by a giant spider, with it's legs pinning you to the bed. How fucked up would that be?
     
  2. Lucretia

    Lucretia Member

    Sounds kinda hot.
     
  3. PhotoDude

    PhotoDude Member

    That's...um...good to know.
     
  4. Lucretia

    Lucretia Member

    But seriously I can think of very few situations that are more terrifying than that. I would probably implode from the fear haha
     
  5. PhotoDude

    PhotoDude Member

    Agreed.
     
  6. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

    I just wouldn't believe it,and expel it from our imaginary delusional collective minds.
     
  7. I would consider myself fortunate. At least it isn't eating me. Could be worse, and plus would make for an amusing anecdote.
     
  8. this kinda turned me on.

    Are we talking about post 3 world war area? Because that could be possible if we survive it. But I still don't know if we should eat the spider when its done or should it eat us?
     
  9. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    that'd be pretty fucked up.

    I think that child rapists are really giant spiders in human form
     
  10. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

    We ALL floaaattt down Heeerrreee......
     
  11. DevilHawk

    DevilHawk Member

    I would eat it. I would eat it bit by bit. Then kill everyonew ithin a 10 mile raduis so no-one will ever know :)
     
  12. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

  13. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

    Its hair probably wouldn't taste too good... Plus it could bite you. Plus it is giant, how the hell would you eat the whole thing? Plus it might be poisonous.

    Next time giant spider rapes you be more carefull.
     
  14. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

    Especially, if it has a big penis.
     
  15. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

    detachable? so it keeps fucking you after the animal is gone. The paramedics probably have to surgically remove the dick.....it probably has hooks on it so it scars you deep and gets stuck inside....

    What would I do? Remember that scene from pulp fiction?......
     
  16. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Id say, hey, spiderman...remember to take your dick this time...ohh, my names the widow...just in case you wondered!:daisy:
     
  17. adastra80

    adastra80 Guest

    Giant spider? Please, try giant spiderS.
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    Hope the spider has a pack of smokes for afterward?....;-)
     
  19. MochaMood

    MochaMood Member

    I would probably blackout. I would definitely keep trying to wake up. Did it move my pistol and my war hammer out of reach? Because I'd like to think I'd try to use those.
     
  20. thepaincrow

    thepaincrow Member

    I would be scared but at the same time find it hilarious.
     

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