Being Raped by a Giant Spider

How would you react if you woke up in the middle of the night to find yourself being raped by a giant spider, with it's legs pinning you to the bed. How fucked up would that be?

 

Sounds kinda hot.

 

That's...um...good to know.

 

But seriously I can think of very few situations that are more terrifying than that. I would probably implode from the fear haha

 

Agreed.

 

I just wouldn't believe it,and expel it from our imaginary delusional collective minds.

 

I would consider myself fortunate. At least it isn't eating me. Could be worse, and plus would make for an amusing anecdote.

 

this kinda turned me on.

Are we talking about post 3 world war area? Because that could be possible if we survive it. But I still don't know if we should eat the spider when its done or should it eat us?

 

that'd be pretty fucked up.

I think that child rapists are really giant spiders in human form

 

We ALL floaaattt down Heeerrreee......

 

I would eat it. I would eat it bit by bit. Then kill everyonew ithin a 10 mile raduis so no-one will ever know

 

I actually had to google if spiders have dicks.

Yes, they do.
Some even have detachable ones.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/46212301/...able-penis-finishes-without-him/#.UesoBW0rI6U

 

Its hair probably wouldn't taste too good... Plus it could bite you. Plus it is giant, how the hell would you eat the whole thing? Plus it might be poisonous.

Next time giant spider rapes you be more carefull.

 

Especially, if it has a big penis.

 

detachable? so it keeps fucking you after the animal is gone. The paramedics probably have to surgically remove the dick.....it probably has hooks on it so it scars you deep and gets stuck inside....

What would I do? Remember that scene from pulp fiction?......

 

Id say, hey, spiderman...remember to take your dick this time...ohh, my names the widow...just in case you wondered!:daisy:

 

Giant spider? Please, try giant spiderS.

 

Hope the spider has a pack of smokes for afterward?....;-)

 

I would probably blackout. I would definitely keep trying to wake up. Did it move my pistol and my war hammer out of reach? Because I'd like to think I'd try to use those.

 

I would be scared but at the same time find it hilarious.