Being Friends With a Venusian...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I take care of me and mines he takes care of him and his :)
     
  2. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Hm. Well I used to be a "nice guy", a "loser" or a "lovable lonely guy". I treated women very respectfully and all that nonsense. Then I read some stuff on being a pickup artist and put it into practice, cleaned up a bit, changed my look and how I behaved around women, became a bit of a prick, and they started coming onto me, instead of me chasing after them. It's great, I can just turn it "on" or "off". It's almost sick how you can play with people like that. I definitely have a harder time respecting each woman on an individual basis if she responds to the PA stuff.

    I still have a lot of friends who are really great guys, but are lonely because women don't pay them any mind, and it really gets on my nerves. Learning how to pick up chicks has ultimately left me jaded and even more bitter than I was before. But at least I can get laid when I want.
     
  3. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I just had a little run in with a girl here close by. But, nah, I ain't calling her. [​IMG]
     
  4. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    this is also what I hate the most. Shit's not the same after seeing the matrix.
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    lol!
     
  6. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    It's eye opening because I can break down any social interaction, not just pick up. Crazy.
     
  7. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    The only thing I'm not good at is hooking.
     
  8. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Really? That's A1! How do you keep it going without hooking? Do you just barrell through?
     
  9. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I try to. Then I say I have to go. Then maybe try to catch up later on on the way to the restroom or some other shit. But it adds too much chance to the whole thing.
     
  10. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Hmmm, gotta work on hooking. I don't like that chance thing. Do you have any idea why you're not hooking?
     
  11. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Yes. It's ironic.

    Give women the respect they ask for, get a life of loneliness in return.
    Treat women the opposite of how they say, and get laid all you want.

    :(
     
  12. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I must say I never try real hard. But aside from that, usually I hook when the fat or unattractive girl starts hitting on me. And then I have a hard time transitioning to the cute one.

    I guess I'm too nice to the ugly ones or the males, and not nice enough to the cute girl for too long.

    When the cute girl goes straight at me, I get all stupid and start picking them up in the air or something. And then the "boyfriend" comes...
     
  13. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    that's great! that's caveman theory and alpha kino. Gotta AMOG the boyfriend when he comes though.
     
  14. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Trying to fuck a girl who's got a boyfriend is really lowdown and dirty.
     
  15. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I was just using it as an example. I'm a dick with morals.
     
  16. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    How do you do that and isolate?
     
  17. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Waypoint. Boyfriend comes in:

    praxis: Introduce me to your friend it's the polite thing to do. (shake guys hand) you can dress her up but, you can't take her anywhere.

    boyfriend: blah

    girl: blah

    praxis: So how doyou know each other?

    boyfriend: Sh'es my girlfriend.

    praxis: (To the girl) Really, how long have you been married for.

    girl: We're not married.

    praxis: I thought... oh shit i get it your just trying to get in there good for you man(high five the dude)

    After that he should be disarmed and blown out. Run more routines or be spontaneous. you'd be surprised how many times the guy just disapears.
     
  18. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Sorry. Didn't get the last sentence. Must be the internet. Run it by me again.
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    dude even reading this shit annoys me

    you are so mistaken when you think people can't see through this

    If you tried that thing above with the boyfriend, I would totally think you were an annoying asshole, and not give a fuck what you said after that, and so would lots and lots of other people

    I don't mean to hate on you, oh wait, yes I do

    I have no doubt this stuff works around douchebags at meat markets in california, and thats pretty much where it should stay
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    most people can, but typically the "target" can't, it would seem
     
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