Beginners Query?

Okay... All of this stoner slang is starting to confuse me, remember I haven't been doing this shit for long.

Fisrt of all whats a bowl? Is this slang for a bong? And why do you have to wrap it all in tin foil? Are rizals & white owls a brand of cigarette paper?

 

make a bong its ez, look it up on the net to make a bong.... check www.waytoomany.com for homemade bongs

ill get you a link one sec...http://www.waytoomany.com/vids/weedy.php

enjoy and happy stoning

 

Also, What are ZigZags? And why crush a wooden spoon? What's a 'screen'? Whats a 'carb'? Are you sayin I should just use regular pipes from the hardware to smoke with? And is bible paper thinner than other paper?

 

maybe you shouldnt smoke alone.....

 

yeah smoke with some mates, they'll teach you the basics. zigzags, rizlas etc are rolling papers, usually big ones. a bowl is the thingy where you put the weed in pipes and bongs. a carb is a hole that you hold and release to inhale more smoke more efficiently.

 

Juicy Jay's. I love them. There's a sweet headshop down the street from me where I can get whatever I want, the guy there is cool as shit. But I normally roll with Ziggy's, I have issues with Rizlas.

 

BLEH! talk about some wretched ass glue... it doesn't stick to ANYTHING! once me and a buddy rolled a Jay and the damn thing came unstuck about halfway through.



anyway... i roll with JOB extra longs... or Job 1.5

THE HEAT!


i still love golden wraps tho

 

im not a huge fan of juicy jays, but they're nice to have around for certain occasions or particularly dry weed

 

Hey I gotta learn this shit at some point in my life. Instead of relying on mates all the time. Besides I won't be seeing them for week or so.

 

Nobody I know would buy them for me. They'd go fuckin pshyco if they knew I was smoking. And I can't exactly just ask some guy of the street to buy them for me.

 

man, when i was 16, and needed papers/cigarettes/booze i'd just hang outside the gas station and ask sumone to get them for me... more often then not, they said "whuddaya want?"


also, just drive around to different headshops and just ask to buy some papers. At least around here, u won't get carded for buying papes

 

It more likely they will say no or run off with my money. But I guess I could give it a try.
Over here in Australia I think it is Illegal for some underage to buy some rolling papers.

 

hahaha asking people on the street is what it's all about! i remember many desperate nights outside the liquor store with buddies waiting for someone to come along who would boot for us... good times..

 

man i just got a flashback of when i was 15...

 

damn i did this in ohio a few years ago...everyone had fuckin excuses!

and the clerk comes out uptight and says shes calling the cops !

man im not goin in america for some time

everyone is so fuckin stressed out

 

Thank you everyone for your advice, for making things a little clearer. I have decided to use a homemade bong, I don't want to risk asking strangers outside of gas stations for shit(esspecially after Grapefruity's storey, what did you ask for anyway?). I made one today, it looks alright... I guess. I'll just have to get my next bag & try it out.

 

but you should really play "hey mister" with your friends sometime. It will bring you closer and chances are extremely slim of you getting in trouble.
by the way playing "hey mister" is when you stand in front of a liquor store and ask adults to buy you stuff. or you could always take a trip to the city and have a bum by the stuff for you. i assume there are trustworthy bums in australia

 

tin foil is ok. but i like apples because it tastes good and you cant get lockjaw hahahaha
oh and you can eat them when your done, except not where it tastes like weed

 

Whoa, whoa are you saying you put apples in the bong?

 

dude thats dirty, kinda like drinking bong water since the smoke passes the apple therefore leaving dirty dirtry stuff behind- shame on u