Becky's Masturbation Thread

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Paljon paremmi..

 

Hahahaha... just reviving an old friend. I do that every once in a while.

 

hey.. hey where's the poll?!

 

ok nevermind, i guess this was a survey :H

 

Yes, it is indeed a survey... a Godly survey, no less.

 

oh yes :H

 

I love doing that. I mean reviving threads.

 

You should make an updated survey with all kinds of new and awkward questions!

 

lets all have a group hug and pray for your souls...all you perverts are going to hell ...

 

Yes, sir.

 

! i should

 

Yes, I agree... especially since it was my idea.

 

1. Standing up? Yeah !
2. Sitting on a toilet? No i love comfort
3. With somebody watching?
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? No
5. In a bathtub?No
6. In a shower?Yeah
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? yeah a lettuce lol well the true answer is no
8. Laying on the floor? yeah
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 5/13
10. In another state? (which) New Hampshire , Maine and Vermont
11. In another country? (which) USA
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? I'm a guy try to use an anana to masterbate
14. With markers/dildo? No
15. On camera?No
16. For a porno movie?No
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) At a friends house
18. At school?No
19. At work?No
20. At a concert?no
21. In a moving car?no
22. Not moving car? Bus?Yeas indeed
23. At what age did you start? 14 i am very tardive for the sex and love things
24. Outside? I love masterbating in the woods
25. While you were on the phone with someone?No
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you?No
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yeah my grumpy shih-tzu !

I lilke talking of the relation beetween my hand and me lol

 

pervert sinner.....your frying now

 

who ?

 

i should take this poll honestly

 

ok, i answered honestly this time. what now, bitch?!


1. Standing up? no
2. Sitting on a toilet? i dont remember, actually
3. With somebody watching? no
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? no
5. In a bathtub? :burp:
6. In a shower? no
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? no
8. Laying on the floor? probably
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 2/ 6
10. In another state? (which) umm, want me to count the ones i lived in or what? err, massachusetts i guess
11. In another country? (which) no
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? no
13. With a fruit or vegetable? no
14. With markers/dildo? no
15. On camera? no
16. For a porno movie? no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) no
18. At school? no
19. At work? no
20. At a concert? no
21. In a moving car? no
22. Not moving car? Bus? wtf
23. At what age did you start? i dont know
24. Outside? maybe
25. While you were on the phone with someone? no
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? haha no
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? yes

 

Standing up?
2. Sitting on a toilet? yes
3. With somebody watching? yes
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? no
5. In a bathtub? yes
6. In a shower? yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? yes
8. Laying on the floor? yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 5/5
10. In another state? (which) no
11. In another country? (which) yes canada
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? boat
13. With a fruit or vegetable? no
14. With markers/dildo? no
15. On camera? no
16. For a porno movie? no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) yes to many to name
18. At school? yes
19. At work? no
20. At a concert? no
21. In a moving car? no
22. Not moving car? Bus? no
23. At what age did you start? 12
24. Outside? yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? yes
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? no

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? Yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? Yeah, but on a closed toilet
3. With somebody watching? No
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Yes
5. In a bathtub? Yes
6. In a shower? Yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Yes
8. Laying on the floor? Yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 4/13
10. In another state? (which) No
11. In another country? (which) No
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Yes
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No
14. With markers/dildo? No
15. On camera? No
16. For a porno movie? Yes
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yes
18. At school? No
19. At work? No
20. At a concert? No
21. In a moving car? No
22. Not moving car? Bus? Train, actually
23. At what age did you start? 12
24. Outside? Yeah...
25. While you were on the phone with someone? No
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? dog, but she is always in my room, so...

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