Becky's Masturbation Thread

and katie you really ought to take this :H

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? Yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? No. Well... that just doesn't work.
3. With somebody watching? Yes.
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? No.
5. In a bathtub? No.
6. In a shower? Yes.
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Uh-uh.
8. Laying on the floor? Yes.
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) You have 13 rooms in your house?!?!?!
10. In another state? (which) No
11. In another country? (which) I've never been outside the U.S.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No. How
14. With markers/dildo? No.
15. On camera? No.
16. For a porno movie? No.
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yessum.
18. At school? No.
19. At work? Well...
20. At a concert? Never been to one.
21. In a moving car? No.
22. Not moving car? Bus? No.
23. At what age did you start? 10-ish
24. Outside? Yes.
25. While you were on the phone with someone? ...
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? ...
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? No.

 

Okay fine... I'll be honest.

Yes. But... oh god.

Yes.

Yes and yes.


Ahahaa.... shut up.

 

loser "oh katie you whack of to vegetables and other peoples possessions, what the hell"

 

hey man leave her alone!

who DOESN'T do that!?!?!?

 

Oh god... what's even worse is what that possesion was... Ahahaha... ohhhh fucking hell.

Well... shit... I can't even say it.

 

I already said not to ask me, so I'm not going to ask you.

Hey... where has Chuck been? Has he been gone, or am I just blind?

 

Ahahaaaa... I told Becky.

I don't know where Chuck disappeared to.

 

He hasn't been on for four days or so... who knows?

 

Maybe he's just been busy.

It happens.

Or perhaps he was abducted by rodents.

 

1. Standing up? No
2. Sitting on a toilet? No
3. With somebody watching? ...yeaah
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Sort of hahaha
5. In a bathtub? yes
6. In a shower? Yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? No
8. Laying on the floor? yeah
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 2/13
10. In another state? (which) North Carolina, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, Florida, New York, Rio de janeiro, Sao Luis
11. In another country? (which) France, Canada, U.s.a, Brazil
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No
14. With markers/dildo? No
15. On camera? Tempted but noo
16. For a porno movie? No
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yeah, at a friend's cottage.
18. At school? No
19. At work? No
20. At a concert? No
21. In a moving car? Yeaaah Such a RUsh
22. Not moving car? Bus? No
23. At what age did you start? 12
24. Outside? No
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Yeah
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Once my dog ran in the room with a bone, I was disturbed and shooed her right away hahaha

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? Yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? Yes
3. With somebody watching? Yes
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Yes
5. In a bathtub? Yes
6. In a shower? Yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? No
8. Laying on the floor? Yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 4/4
10. In another state? (which) Yes, Wisconsin, North Dakota
11. In another country? (which) Yes, Winnipeg Canada
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No
14. With markers/dildo? No
15. On camera? Yes.. if you count webcam
16. For a porno movie? No
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yes.. in my ex's houses or apts
18. At school? No
19. At work? No
20. At a concert? No
21. In a moving car? Yes
22. Not moving car? Bus? No
23. At what age did you start? 10-12.. cant really remember
24. Outside? Yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Yes
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yes.... cats and dogs

I think you need a #28...... Wheres the Strangest place you've masterbated....

28. In an Elevator

 

Ahahahah... elevator.

 

I think you need a #28...... Wheres the Strangest place you've masterbated....

in a forest but thats not that strange

 

hah i cannoooooooooot believe im taking this thing

1. Standing up? no
2. Sitting on a toilet? no
3. With somebody watching? no
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? no
5. In a bathtub? no
6. In a shower? no
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? no
8. Laying on the floor? no
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) die
10. In another state? (which) no
11. In another country? (which) no
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? no
13. With a fruit or vegetable? aahahaah no
14. With markers/dildo? no
15. On camera? no
16. For a porno movie? no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) no
18. At school? no
19. At work? no
20. At a concert? no
21. In a moving car? no
22. Not moving car? Bus? no
23. At what age did you start? die
24. Outside? no
25. While you were on the phone with someone? no
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? no
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? no

 

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maybe i should tell the truth =D but i wont

 

why does everyone wanna know about masturbation. its sorta private....unless it turns you sick freaks on!

 

I like sharing...

1. Standing up?Yes
2. Sitting on a toilet?Yes
3. With somebody watching?Dont think so
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating?Yes
5. In a bathtub?Yes
6. In a shower?Yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else?porn?yes
8. Laying on the floor?yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? 4/7
10. In another state? (which) Arizona
11. In another country? (which)no
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? no
13. With a fruit or vegetable?no
14. With markers/dildo? im a guy...
15. On camera? no
16. For a porno movie? no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Kyles
18. At school? no
19. At work? no
20. At a concert? no
21. In a moving car? no
22. Not moving car? Bus? My Volkswagen
23. At what age did you start? 12
24. Outside? yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? yes
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yes
28.Strangest Place? Backyard

 

Thats awesome. Your my hero! er... heroine.(not the drug)