Became gay after ingesting incredible live sea monkeys.

Immediately after ingesting incredible live sea monkeys my mind was filled with visions of bare chested men gyrating their hips and I don't know what to do. No one will love me anymore.

 

Understandable. The thing about sea monkeys is its actually monkey sperm. Sooo... Yeah, you liked it and now you're gay.

 

i've heard more than one straight man wish he was gay
so maybe start marketing it as a cure for women problems

 

When I read this






At first I was afraid









I was petrified














Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along


And so you're back!
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go!, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive

 

Liked for effort