Bear Share The Wife?

I want my wife to get the shit nailed out her by a bear. Like maybe a grizzly or a polar bear.

Do you think Yellowstone or Yosemite National Parks might be good?

How do I keep the bear from biting her head off?

How hard is it to get bears to wear condoms?

 

Has she been complaining about your size?

 

From what Ive seen, Bears have little penises..

maybe newbies light saber is just to big..

 

These quotes are from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. If you haven't seen the movie you should go watch it right now!

 

Maybe I should have posted in "Bear It!"

 

I do not think it will be her head the bear is after, but I can not be sure about that.

Condoms for bears is old school and I am sure they are shown from young how to do this.

A line for the discriminating polar bears.





In case that grizzly is just too much to handle

 

it would be pretty pointless for her to be nailed by a polar bear. obviously you want her to be stretched out by a black bear.

 

Or the Bearfoot forum

 

Why?

 

once you go bear back, you never go black..





yeah that sounds right..

 

uh, i don't know. it seems to be the popular thing in most of the cuckold threads.

 

Once you go polar, you won't fuck one colored

 

that sounds unbearable, but i know there was a russian countess who supposedly did a lot of horsing around.