Be Careful What You Wish For!

Grant the wish of the previous poster, but with an evil twist.

For example, if the person before you wishes for a cruise around the world, you can grant the wish and note that the cruise will take place in a leaky rowboat and their traveling companion will be Chris Brown, who will speak only in Pig Latin.

First wish: I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

Wish Granted, You Won't Have To Work Because Your

Boss Has Gone Bankrupt....

I Wish I Could Win Lotto Tonight...



Cheers Glen.

 

Granted!

You win the lottery tonight and get hit by a bus when you go to present your winning ticket at the lottery office in the morning.

I wish I had some ice cream in the freezer right now!

 

Wish granted
Though you might want to be careful I think you dropped some chicken in it a couple days ago while you were stoned.

 

You Forgot To Include Your Wish, Methinks You Are

The One That Is Stoned Here...:sifone:



Cheers Glen.

 

Granted, ice cream....shabammmmmmm!
But you got 3 seconds befor it becomes chicken soup!

I wish i could go on a long holiday, on my own!

 

So Do We....

I Wish Somebody Was Here To Top Up My Wine Glass So I Wouldn't

Have To Leave This Thread For A Few Seconds...



Cheers Glen.

 

Whoosh! You have the wine pouring fairy at your side, but beware...if you dont ask herr nice, she will add pouson to your drink...and you will be compelled to make love to every woman you see for a week after!

I want a new winter coat!

 

Wish granted but you have to deal with the fact that I am back online.


I wish I could get an extra hour of sleep tonight.

Oops this was for GlenG. took me too long to post.

 

May I Suggest This Seasons "Straight Jacket" Would Be The

Ideal Choice....



Cheers Glen.

 

No Amount Of Beauty Sleep Will Make Any Difference To Your Problem....

I Wish I Could Fall In Love Again...:love:



Cheers Glen.

 

Love is there for you Your heart beats with an excited beat, the breeze plays though the branches of the trees with melodic melody, the Warmth of the Sun warms the Soul
..... Although it isn't reciprocal

I wish that some folk would show better manners and courtesy

 

You guys! Ya big softys...ive a tear in me eyes for ya both...

Back to work!

Both of you.....granted....but its with each other! Lol

I want a new car...

 

Granted... but your new car is an old hearse!

I wish my sister wasn't such a drama queen!

 

dont swap with me, i got two of them!!!
can i grant you that wish..but you have to tell her to go blow it up her arse!

I want a very sexy man in my bed tonight!..please

 

Granted- There is now a SUPER-SEXY man in your bed!

Too bad he has a boyfriend, though!

I wish I didn't end up with my foot in my mouth quite so often!

 

granted, its now up your arse..lol

thanks for the nice gay guy...ahh well, a good friend heehee

can i have a none pooping puppy please?

 

Granted... but he pees all over your new Jimmy Choos!!!

I wish I had more patience.

 

Granted ... every available surface in your home now has a game of patience all nicely dealt for you to play. (Oh, and none of them will get out ...)

I wish I had a big, close family

 

Give your address and literally hundreds of us will be on our way to your place to provide you with a ---well--you know.


Wish I had a girl friend to --again--you know