Bathroom Reading Material

I was talking about you silly.

That's where it counts.

 

When I was little, we always had Donald Duck comics in the bathroom. That was awesome. Now, it's mostly National Geographic or Bizarre.

 

I don't read anything bar the graffiti.

 

We’ve never really had reading material in the dunny. If you want to read something in there, you take it in, yourself.

We have had a few weird poster’s to look at, in the past though.

A comic strip of some bloke sitting with his elbows resting on a table as his face is melting off of him.

A giant map of Tasmania.

A white-board and marker. Most of the time it’d end up with drawings of penises with jizz coming out of the top of it, and swear word’s like shit, fuck, **** "you suck" and "stop throwing bloody carrot’s into the sanitary bin" written above rainbow’s and drawing’s of flowers.

Now, there’s a nude picture of Billy Connolly laying on a blanket, grinning down at you as you’re trying to take a piss.

 

farmers almanac....

 

At the moment it's Nabokov's "Glory".

 

On the occasion, I will look through my dad's Maxims or something.

 

I don't read in there. What do people do...sit there smelling, letting the shit dry on their ass like paint?

Stop trying to confuse the Americans. You know they only believe in American things.

 

Having only one bathroom and three people, it's not advised to take longer than necessary on the toilet. I don't read, as I don't have time to.

 

people that read while defecating need more fiber in their diet.

 

:toetap05: Fuck you too with a broom handle.


I read whatever book that I happen to be reading at the time. I do however have an art book in my bathroom and I didn't put it there.

 

Why?!?!

 

Cause it would be fun. iggy:

 

Alright!

 

i usually dont read anything while im in there. i like to turn the lights low, relax, and concentrate on what im doing...sometimes hum a happy tune or think about something peaceful. BUT if i think im going to be in there for a really long time breaking a sweat, then ill grab a cosmo or elle magazine

 

the back of shampoo bottles!!