OK, gang.... Decent weather (here in the good old Trump-battered USA) is starting to return in the Northeast. We need to create a new unit of measurement that reflects our outdoors barefooting: I suggest BMW = Barefoot Miles per Week. I use a Fitbit and have managed 30 BMW, so I want to increase that figure (in order to, um, reduce my figure). Maybe some of you walkers and hikers can join in, keep a record as the next months go on. Or, you can waste your damn money and BUY a BMW. Your choice. Of course, I know what The Donald would do.....
i've never understood the point of a fitbit. but i hate wearing accessories anyway, so i suppose if i wasn't against that part of it, i might be alright with a watch that counts my distance covered. not that it means anything, but it might be interesting. i'm pretty confident that i've hit 30 bmw myself, but there's no way to confirm it.
also, based on the title i assumed that this thread would have something to do with barefooting's effect on the penis.
Nope. What I intended was Barefoot Unit of Measurement. Barefooting has zero effect on the penis. Not.
