Barefoot Bigger Penis

Have you noticed a trend that barefooters have bigger penises?

Just a theory, but I am curious to hear input from both girls and guys on this issue......

 

Um, er, zowie...

From whereupon do you get these data (not convinced I can call it information)? Bigger penises in their flaccid state or erect because barefooting is sensual. I dunno.,,

 

Either flaccid or erect.

 

Sorry not something i can say I've noticed

 

Getting more stiffies when you're barefooting with girls???

 

Yes, but it also seems to be growing longer overall as well.

 

Um...puberty!??

 

No, I don't think so, I'm past that phase

 

Well, then, have you been watching The Amazing Colossal Man on cable???

 

No, I haven't

 

Well, then, Moby-Dick, enjoy yourself. Literally!

 

I wish it were the case. As if I'd need one more reason to find a boyfriend who's a fellow barefooter!

 

I hope so! (size 12)
Please don't tell me if this is a myth...

 

If what is a myth???

 

Another empty hope collapses.

 

As does, hopefully, this thread.