Ban the poster before you

banned for not knowing what day of the week it is, clueless - Banned!

 

Banned for knowing what day of the week it is or is not; nerd.

 

banned 'cause I found out the other day that Engelbert Humperdink took his name from er..Englebert Humperdink

 

banned for being schizophrenic

 

Banned for spelling skitsofrenick correctly.

 

Banned for having a dinky one to hump with...

 

Bannned for having so much fun with it anyway. Cow Girl Up! YeeHaa!!! Save a horse, ride a 3" Cowboy!

 

Would you believe there is actually someone called Englebert Humperdinck? Notice the difference in the name I made up though.

 

banned for asking me to notice the difference in the name they made up when there isn't one

 

my mum's friend used to nanny for him.

 

'Cause I'm not Mr T, and I don't pity the fool.

 

Banned for actually having a link to his poetry on his posts. Double banned for referring to actors only 80 year olds would recognize.

 

Banned for being Arnold G Dorsey irl!

THE E. Humperdinck was a composer who now is DE-composing.


[unless you want to own up to composing Hansel Unt Gretel??]

 

Banned for being a pro bono sleuth, poor as a church mouse, with absolutely nothing except a 1959 Edsel to your name.

 

Yeah-like I should aspire to such dizzy heights as Edsel ownership!

Banned for showing materialistic tendencies...ya NON hippy!

 

Banned for being a human

 

banned for stealing Donald's troosers

 

Banned for being an amoeba living in the HipForums server.

 

banned for being sick on a puppy! swine!

 

Banned for bending over seductively and driving all the old men crazy in your French Maid outfit.