Ban the poster before you

Banned for wandering outside of the seniors section.

 

Banned for hiding my commode!

 

Banned for calling a night table a commode

 

Ok-so he's banned for letting down the tyres on my 'night table'!

 

banned for being far from the madding crowd

 

Banned for not yet making up a limerick .

 

banned for tit hunting...

 

Banned for being so magnificently endowed!

 

banned for not dropping a bag of cement on Helen's boyfriend.

 

banned for introducing lurid thoughts into my easily influenced head....


[twirls tash in magnificently evil style]

 

banned for coveting thy neighbour's girlfriend

 

banned for coveting your neighbours guinea pig (in a totally non-smutty, pet kind of way)

 

banned for not being into cool music

 

Banned for killing all the spiders you find in your house

 

banned for not pulling enough wheelies

 

banned for dyeing yer pubes...

 

banned for not knowing my superhero alias is ...The 'SILVER PUBE'!

 

Banned for calling your penis a superhero.

 

Banned for being that guy who plays pocket pool on the bus while staring at young girls.

 

Banned for banning someone for something that is justification for great pride. Please keep the banning derogatory, not complimentary.