Ban the poster before you

you banned the best member on the site

The only sentence fit is banishment.

 

i needed to crawl right inside and up yer bum to extract you... after i've used your shower, you are most definitely banned!

(ok, it was fun too, but that's not the point )

 

Being 'right inside and up yer bum' to extract a snake is FUN?



ooohh,wobbly!


You is BANNED from these hallowed pages!

 

banned 'cause her/his arse makes a funny squeaky sound when it get's fucked

 

banned for passing judgment on squeaky asses!

 

banned for being so little that your squeak doesn't even register with the human ear.... your a secret squeaker and therefore BANNED!!!!

 

banned for living a squalid indulgent lifestyle.

 

banned for wearing tights!

 

Banned coz when YOU wear tights,every time you fart you blow yer slippers off!

 

look, you already admitted openly that you are "off to one side", you have been given plenty of opportunities to resolve your dilemma... BANNED!!!!

 

Banned for giving people opportunities in a cruel, cold world. Get with the program.

 

Banned for actually counting the crucifixes.... bastard!

 

Banned for somehow knowing my family history. Nosy Bitch

 

Banned for wearing high heels with "that" sweater! It just dosen't work.....;-D

 

banned just in case your the b/f of the girl I'm besotted with.

 

Banned for being a besotted romantic.

 

banned for thinkin you could have pudding without eating your meat first, jeez....;-D

 

Banned for imagining I got these 'snake hips' by ever eating puds!

HUH!

 

banned for ending every sentence with a James Brown "huh"

 

Banned for being so darned nice.