Ban the poster before you

banned for making me feel i should hide... :hide: AND double banned because of your real name... Englebert??? i mean, wtf ???

 

Banned for thinking I would put my real name within 1,000,000 light years of the HipForums website.

 

banned for being an illegal alien(but we don't know from which planet)

 

Banned for banning illegal aliens, an obviously prejudiced tactic. Now I can't post on here any more, the jig is up. Soon policemen will be hunting down my IP address and I will be thrown on a table and dissected. I guess I better keep my phone handy with HOME on speed dial.

Double banned for using more L's than your alotment.

Sex with an Amish alien, anyone? :devil:

(Okay, the last bit was a joke. The rest you can take seriously.)

 

Banned for Double Banning

 

Banned for not double banning after I gave you all that ammunition.

 

banned for joking about sacred things.... like sex for instance, and offering your anonymous Alien self up for a right sexual roasting for all and sundry, without even the slightest modicum of shame AND i don't believe you have any refreshments to offer guests either... shame on you! BANNED!!!

 

Banned for not appreciating a shot of Southern Comfort in a tall cold glass of Doctor Pepper as an excellent refreshment.

 

banned for trying to pass a vaginal douche as a refreshment...

 

Banned for making me spray coffee all over my keyboard. LOL

 

Banned for spraying it out of your butt

 

Banned for making me vomit all over my keyboard

And the definition of vomit from Dictionary.com in case anyone has any doubts about which orifice is in question. "to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth; regurgitate; throw up"

 

Banned for carrying on without me oh, and for being a weak-bellied, butt-spraying, dictionary-hugging person, who should have had a very successful career on stage but wasted it all on whatever it is you do do...

 

Banned for posting naked in your parent's basement. Double banned for using too many apropriate adjectives in a description. You should always use at least one inapropriate adjective.

 

banned for not using 2 p's in the words appropriate and inappropriate

 

Banned for not hunting me down and slapping me across the hand with a ruler like a proper English teacher would. Double banned for P'ing all over your monitor.

 

double banned for making me think of double pepperoni

 

Banned for wanting to have sex with a pizza.

 

Banned for doing that cliché porn thing where you put your dick in a hole under the pizza box and pretending your the pizza delivery guy, and then you say ''yeah I got a extra large sausage pizza'' and open up the box and your dick is sticking out in the middle of the pizza.

 

Banned for writing such a long post explaining why the other person was banned.