Ban the poster before you

BANNED:- For Not Having The Eye To Appreciate Good Art When You See It...



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for dodging traffic wearing a cape and fairy red boots

 

banned for attempting to make beer out of your old socks...

 

Banned for smelling the armpits of the poster before her.

 

Banned for running through Wallmart twanging little old ladies gussets.

 

Banned for liking the smell of raw sewage

 

Banned for beating me to the lumpy bits!

 

banned for racing broken boats at 3:33 on a Tuesday afternoon.

 

banned for being a psycho serial killer

 

banned for morris dancing

 

banned for collecting clouds in a bucket.

 

for stealing my thunder...

 

[oh,well played sir!]

banned for displaying a high IQ

 

Banned for making USA too hot this year.

 

banned for nicking all the decent weather!

Over here we've had cloudy,damp,sticky or humid-but V little sunshine.

 

banned for having too big of a carbon footprint

 

BANNED:- For Believing Global Warming And Carbon Footprints Are Anything More Than

The Sensationist Rants Of A Mad Scientist Or Two....



Cheers Glen.

PS:- If Anybody Is Looking For Me, I'll Be Under My Favourite Chair For

A Few Days Till Delfynasa Cools Off...:hide:

 

banned eating lots of beans just for the methane
ps I willllllllllll find youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

banned for sporting a green moss merkin...

 

Banned for playing the world's only out of tune air guitar!