Ban the poster before you

.....:love:



Cheers Glen.

 

glen is banned from australia for drinking all the wine!

 

Banned for putting the milk jug back into the fridge...EMPTY!

 

banned for farting in the bath and laughing at the bubbles

 

Banned for stirring your yogourt loudly and needlessly the whole time you're eating it

 

Banned for not knowing clattering your spoon around your yoghurt pot keeps The Green Meanies away!

 

banned for wiping out whole cultures that live in his yogurt!

 

banned for making cheddar cheesy yogurt puns

 

BANNED, For No Other Reason Than GLEN Is In A Foul Mood Today..



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for
1/wearing lace-up sandals with rubber socks
2/being a grumpy ol' GLEN.

 

BANNED:- For Having The Nerve To State A Fulltime Barefooter Would Ever Wear Sandals

Let Alone RUBBER..???Socks....

You'll Be Pleased To Note GLEN Is Slowly Getting Over His Bad Day, And A Big Part Of That

Is Due To You Funny Peeps On Here....Thanks....



Cheers Glen.

 

Over here,Glen,we're all singing "Morrrrrrrning has broooooo-ken,like the first morrrrrr-ning..."


[and imagining you in rubber socks.....phwoooaaarrr]

(09.20)

 

banned for imagining anybody in rubber socks!

 

banned for leaving me the bottom of the put of coffee with no sugar left

 

banned for drinking coffee instead of tea!
ps. the sugar all went into the hummingbirds

 

banned for faking tourettes syndrome just because you like to call your mom a fucktard

 

banned for having a collection of scabs in his bedside draw

 

Banned for wearing nothing but pantihose to his high school reunion.

 

banned for falling off his open-toe'd stilettos during the barn dance.

 

Banned for trying to "roll in the hay" with dudes at that barn dance.