Ban the poster before you

banned for calling a bunch of chicken scratches on some paper a novel...

 

banned for inventing the worlds first drive through punch in the face

 

Banned for going to the library and rearranging all the books upside down...

 

banned for wearing her bra outside her shirt....cause she didn't notice this morning when it was dark....

 

banned for stealing his neighbors corn

 

banned for being gone for so long from hipland.....;-)

 

banned for knowing that poor girl was unconscious

 

banned for life from canada

 

banned for using orphans to pull his rickshaw around the red light district

 

banned for cutting holes in your neighbors condoms

 

banned for speeding on a one lane road....;-)

 

banned for not putting the best stuff in the joint

 

banned for filling my vodka with water!

 

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for posting in the lesbian forum

 

banned for leaking grease n oil all over the keyboard.....;-)

 

banned for smacking carpenter bees with a racket

 

Seriously I really do the above!

Banned for hitting the nail on the head.....

 

banned for screwing the screw

 

banned for being touchy-feely!....;-)

 

banned for eating all the cheese!