*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for not crying when he watched it for the first time

 

banned from crying in every movie

 

banned for lying about his age to get into R-rated movies

 

banned for buying that cheap wine that comes in a box with a plastic bag in it

 

bANNED FOR TALKING ABOUT WINE!

 

banned for drinking to much

 

banned for stealing the cookie dough

 

Banned for taking 12,013 too many lberties with the passed out drunks at frat/sorority parties.





While wearing a sombrerro

 

banned for thinking diet pop will help you lose weight

 

Banned for spending all his free time playing with himself

 

banned for not cleaning my room

 

banned for not making his bed

 

banned for sweeping dirt under the rug

 

banned for not showing sexy pictures of himself

 

banned for not turning down the bass.

 

banned for being afraid to live alone

 

Banned for having to taste a free sample of every flavor of ice cream at the ice cream shop, then settling for vanilla.

 

Banned for being a hired flavor tester at an Ice Creamery

 

Banned for milking mice.

 

banned for talking on the phone when your on the toilet