*Ban The Last Poster*

banned for blaming desert island 2 on me

 

banned for putting cheese on your cheese doodles

 

banned for being part of the scientology cult

 

banned for leaving the toilet seat up

 

banned for selling crackheads small pieces of macadamia nuts

 

banned for eating nuts in bed

 

banned for making ambiguously gay posts

 

banned for bumming.

 

banned for always driving straight down the double yellow taking up half of each lane

 

Banned for drinking too many jello shots before driving his mom to the mud wrestling competition.

 

banned for letting his partner strip in a stripclub

 

Banned for tipping with penny rolls

 

banned for trying to return used underwear

 

Banned for spending twelve hours trying to insert a slice of canadian bacon into a parking meter

 

banned for letting your hair grow so you can have a comb over

 

Banned for pretending to be a 15 year old Fillipino girl on College Chat.

 

banned to taking candy from little kids

 

banned for not eating the candy

 

banned for not sharing your info with the group

 

banned for asking too many questions