Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

Banned for adding man cream into the butter churn.

 

banned for chasing rainbows

 

banned for driving around wal-marts in motorized shopping cart yelling their coming to take me away

 

^^I would


Banned for buying store brand ketchup and putting it in heinz bottles

 

Banned yelling BANG behind a guy dismantling a bomb.

 

Banned for crapping your pants when he yelled BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Banned for making me laugh hysterically.............................. Good one

 

banned for constantly shitting your pants and blaming it on laughing

 

banned for not cleaning up your doggies dodo

 

banned for scatological preoccupation. Oh, shit!!

 

banned, no shirt, no post, or service from you know who....

 

Banned for eatin too many hot dogs on the 4th of july

 

banned for driving your car with your head out the sunroof

 

banned for tatting doilies

 

banned for opening all the bananas before you choose which ones to buy

 

banned for egotistically floating on his back with an erection shouting raise it, raise it, the drawbridge over the Welland Canal, Ontario, Canada

 

banned for typing english but talking Cajun

 

banned for not having that new car smell

 

banned for eatin all the pudding...

 

Banned for making pudding out of mud.