Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for telling all the guys that you're married and telling the ladies you're single

 

banned for eating only the center of his oreo

 

banned for inappropriately touching men at your rental tux fitting shop

 

banned for putting a banana peel in the recycling bin.

 

banned for not visiting the site often enough

 

banned for inappropriate nose pickin & booger flippen....

 

Banned for getting really close to people when you talk to them

 

banned for spitting when you talk

 

banned for always pointing with your finger

 

banned for always pointing with your dick

 

Banned for using a blender to make phonecalls.

 

banned for starting a new ban thread before you saw this one

 

Banned for posting on the other Ban thread

 

banned for forgeting to make coffee this morning...

 

banned for forgetting to put another log on the fire

 

banned for puttin baby powder in the sugar jar...

 

banned for putting baby powder in his coffee

 

banned for still having your christmas tree up

 

Banned for corrupting a baby for his avatar pic.

 

banned for freezing your butt off in northern Michigan