Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for building sandcastles out of snow

 

banned for not being at school

 

banned for hangin round in cemetaries

 

banned for skateboarding on the M1 southbound exit slip at junction J2.

 

banned for turning into a venom spitting ostrich

 

banned for being the Anglican vicar who attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

 

banned for messing with the flow of the forum game threads

 

banned for throwing firecracker at the neighbors cat

 

banned for changing the diapers and flingin them out the winder....

 

banned for singing in that low sexy voice

 

banned for fiddlin on the roof....

 

banned for singing in his sleep

 

banned for playing in the mud puddles on the way to school

 

banned for not recognizing the benefits of diversity

 

Banned for making her own puddles

 

banned for being technologically challenged

 

banned for not making the next payment..

 

banned for his squirrel fetishes

 

banned for having a hat with a squirrel's tail hanging from it

 

banned for making me think of her tail