Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for finally getting bored of his cat jumping on the table, and eating it.

 

banned for not doing his homework....

 

banned for attempting stunts previously witnessed on 'jackass'

 

banned for never looking before crossing the street

 

banned for being too old for technology

 

Banned because your visage is obscure

 

banned for having no visage whatsoever

 

banned for eatin all the dang milkshakes....

 

banned for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor

 

banned for sittin in the back of the bus....

 

banned for setting his farm on fire to claim off the insurance.

 

banned for sending plastic imitation fruit to starving kids in Ethiopia

 

banned for switching the labels for 'toothpaste' and 'anal lube' around. you bbad bbad man.

 

banned for accusing me of ever having anal lube in my possesion :ack2:

 

banned for shooting fish before lubing his gun up and applying chalk for a self-proclaimed 'efficient gripping technique'

 

banned for knowing way too much about fishing

 

banned for posting the same shit over and over.

 

banned for being candid

 

banned for heading the same way

 

banned for drivin with the top down and his pants down thru the bbank drive up window....:-0