Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for eating the last of the golden syrup

 

banned for eating all the pancakes

 

banned for wearin pantaloons....

 

banned for driving his car into a snow bank

 

banned for copying everyone in forum games, changing only the minor detail here and there.

 

banned for knowing my secret

 

banned for living life in the cycling lane

 

banned for being so young you have no worries...

 

banned for spamming THESE forums

 

banned for having to spend the day being sick in the bathroom

 

banned for typing with her nose

 

banned for leaking snot on his keyboard

 

banned for playing in a brass band.

 

banned for playing shuffleboard on a Hockey rink

 

banned for having tunnel vision

 

banned for getting eye tattoos on your eyelids

 

banned for being bbad

 

banned for being an uptight cranky irish toffee nosed pretentious twit

 

banned for molesting a corndog

 

banned for getting all your loving from craigslist weirdos